Snowy Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? ' 'Is your daddy home?' he asked. ' Yes ,' whispered the small voice. 'May I talk with him?' The child whispered, ' No .' Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mummy there?' ' Yes ' 'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, ' No ' Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?' ' Yes , ' whispered the child, ' a policeman . ' Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?' ' No, he's busy , ' whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?' ' Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman , ' came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?' ' A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice. 'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered, ' The search team just landed a helicopter ' Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?' Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... ' ME . ' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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..lay a little egg for me Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 I like it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitbag Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 that made me laugh a lot!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purplemaniacs Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Brilliant Chrissie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiepoppies Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Superb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janty Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 That's brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emily95 Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 You guys are really behind on the jokes, I heard this one in 2005! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Thats really funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckyBoo Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Very good and VERY true, can't tell you how many missing children end up being found under the bed, in a wardrobe or even asleep behind a sofa! BeckyBoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules. Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutrix Farmers Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Every parent's worst nightmare!!!! But very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freddie Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 I could go hide in the cupboard, but no one would look at least not until they got hungfy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Made me smile Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardene5 Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 fantastic LOL very much best regards Ian & Valerie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 No I suspect no one would miss me till their tummy rumbled I am going to have an OPEN and CLOSED sign on kitchen. Great story made me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
