Snowy Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 And to prevent any accusations of man bashing, this could just as easily have happened to a woman She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited afew half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked!!! People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local Realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork. A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home......... And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the the curtain rods!!!!!! I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scramble Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 Snowy you'll always get 'em! Fabulous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 A friend of mine got classic revenge. When she found out her OH was a naughty boy, she left him, but not before putting black clothes dye in the drum of the washing machine. She knew he'd put his white designer shirts in to wash on his return home from "his working week away"!, yeah right! I'd have loved to see his face, couldn't have happened to a more deserving chap though I'm pleased to report that she is now happily married to a fabulous, lovely chap and they have a beautiful baby daughter. A happy end indeed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 Love it, brilliant story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 Evil genius . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 Love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 Love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seagazer Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Great story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen & co. Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Karen x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miffy Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillus Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 That is just so funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chook n Boo Mum Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 I've got to send that to a friend who is in the process of selling marital home & buying smaller not so nice home for her & children....I think they've found nice new people to buy the house, so maybe not a plan for her to use Very funny, Snowy, keep 'em coming !!! Sha x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Sweet revenge..excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckyBoo Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Or you can sprinkle either cress or grass seed on the carpet, water it then walk away! Interesting for the ex when they return after their "working week away"! BeckyBoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 I know someone that took their OH car whilst they were out the country for a long period to Heathrow and left it in short stay car park.....vanished Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
