Redwing Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 The Fury Poo Its a cross between a broody poo and a curry poo and is only expelled when you have moved/picked up/evicted/handled/poked/boxed or even looked at a chook rendering it very very angry indeed Warning: the Fury Poo can seriously damage the resale value of your car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jill the potter Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 sounds scary !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Shirl Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Wot, no photo. Sounds very strange indeed. A don't mess with me hen maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chook n Boo Mum Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 The Fury Poo Its a cross between a broody poo and a curry poo and is only expelled when you have moved/picked up/evicted/handled/poked/boxed or even looked at a chook rendering it very very angry indeed Warning: the Fury Poo can seriously damage the resale value of your car Errr how close to the car does it need to be to affect the resale value Tasha One to watch out for I feel Sha x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Must have been the colour of the car that upset her. I've experienced those poos they hit your jeans! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seagazer Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 When I first read it I though you'd written furry poo. I was wondering how that could happen I've had one of those when I was trying to examine one very ungratefull madam, not pleasant at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules. Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 I read it as " furry" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Shirl Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 I read it as " furry" So did I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chucky Mama Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 I read it as " furry" So did I. me too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 And me - I thought it was one that had got wet and grown furry with mould Glad I'm not the only one who misreads things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poachedegg Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 I read it as " furry" So did I. me too and me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ISCA Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Snakes do fury poos too. It's called "musking". Quite unpleasant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 I'm glad I'm not the only one who read Furry Yes, there is another interesting poo which is the "you are showing people my vent, well I'm going to show you" poo. Very embarrassing for all concerned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyjulian Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 We had a visitor the other day who used to have chickens as a child and was showing off a wee bit about how much he knew about them. Self-appointed Super Chicken Expert swoops on one of the ladies, picks her up in a dashing move, and she instantly released a really runny one down his shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Shirl Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 We had a visitor the other day who used to have chickens as a child and was showing off a wee bit about how much he knew about them. Self-appointed Super Chicken Expert swoops on one of the ladies, picks her up in a dashing move, and she instantly released a really runny one down his shirt. Spits coffee all over computer. I am howling with laughter. Don't you just love em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Sorry Tash, not funny is it! (sniggers behind hand) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ali-s Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 I read it as " furry" Me too I have seen a couple of furry poos when I haven't cleaned out the poo tray as often as I should Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grracee Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 I read it as " furry" So did I. me too me also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 yup I read as Furry too, I was thinking how?? errm??? what??? yes those projectile poos are horrible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildeWoman Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Perhaps it was a "dirty protest"????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docsquid Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 I don't know about chickens, but the local pigeon has been wreaking his revenge on our shed padlock, presumably because we aren't feeding him enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 I know exactly the ones you mean Tasha, good job that you have a company car then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffyknickers Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 OHH!!! I have read this and thought it was furry poo and was looking forward to a photo. Note to self - wear my reading glasses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
