Unsecure chicken perches

[patsylabrador]

Went past a school yesterday afternoon and all the Mum's were waiting. I thought ' Crikey, there's a lot of teenage Mums here'. Then I realised that they weren't teenage they were ordinary age to be Mums. It's like all those school children you see dressed up as police officers.

[Valkyrie]

And the doctors are too young.

[Alis girls]

Two words entered my mind - mutton and lamb - and i dont mean tonights dinner while I dont dress in crimplene yet and do shop at new Look etc I buy stuff i can safely get away with and embarrass kids One of our mums apparently has had botox - i keep staring to see if I can tell where Personally she has this mane of hair which would take yrs off her if she had a good trim - very long hiar unless very well kept and it aint adds yrs to you - meow - I am being catty

[Griffin]

And the doctors are too young.

 

So true! When Georgia was rushed to A&E about 18 months ago her consultant looked about 17 And Daisys science teacher isn't much older than that I was shocked last week at parents evening

[Chook n Boo Mum]

I thought DS's science and geography teachers were Yr12 boys...........most befuddled to be introduced to Mr Q & Mr S

 

Sha x

[Christian]

You should see some of the pilots I work with. Boys I tell ya!

 

*wanders off muttering*

[Busybird]

Alis girls wrote

very long hiar unless very well kept and it aint adds yrs to you

 

Oh dear - that is me 45 yrs old, looking very middle aged and overweight and with hair down to my waist I know it doesn't do anything for me but find it easy to look after as I just wash, brush and tie it up. Very lazy.

 

I was at a friends a few weeks ago and her teenage son (17/18) came home. I hadn't seen him for a while and he has become a real looker - tall, dark, handsome... Now I find that terrifying - that I could find a friends SON attractive! Not as terrifyng as he would find me thinking him attractive of course

[katie-may]

I must admit it is weird having young people doing jobs I don't remember it when i was younger. Saying that I'll be a qualified teacher (hopefully) when I'm 22 the scary thing is I took a gap year! We had a class each for 6 weeks in March and i felt embarressed when they asked me my age they were only like 12 years younger than me!

 

To be fair thought I prefer the younger doctors and nurses...young pilots scare me though!

 

The worst thing is the 40 odd parents that wear clothes that are too young for me!

[Alis girls]

Some of my ES's friends are lovely - one has a gorgeus smile, another is a flatterer which works well with moi. My son is lovely - tall but is at the awkawrd brace and mild acne stage - but i know I think, am I looking at these lovely boys - all muscley and not a overwieght one. Hot flush coming on. I do find my hair when past my neck ages me - at present it meck length - and I have the frizz too. Lorraine Chase and Jerry Hall manage long hair well and yes they have money. But a girl can dream - i would never ever do anything about persuing a younger man - I am too fond of my old boy OH in other words - he'll do for me ta

[The Dogmother]

Rosie has two, joint form teachers; I have to admit that I thought both of them were 6 formers!

[katie-may]

I could never teach secondary school they would always be taller than me!

[The Dogmother]

I could never teach secondary school they would always be taller than me!

 

My daughter is 12 and is very nearly taller than me, but then most people are.

[Chook n Boo Mum]

I could never teach secondary school they would always be taller than me!

 

My daughter is 12 and is very nearly taller than me, but then most people are.

 

Small but perfectly formed eh Clare ......and don't forget good things come in little packages.............

 

Having said that, some of DS's friends are as tall as me & not a lot taller than DS...I didn't think I was particularly small at 5ft 7 .....and DS takes great pleasure in announcing I have smaller feet than him & I can wear some of his jackets etc...snuggly, but I can get them on

 

Sha x

[PurpleTree]

one of our doctors, who I always seem to see when the boys are ill, looks younger than me. That made me feel old when I first met him, and I'm only 29 He even confessed that he hadn't had any breakfast that morning

[Charlottechicken]

My new dentist is no older than 14, and really tiny too. All the dental assistants look like schoolgirls too.

 

When did I become old

[BeckyBoo]

Alis girls wrote

very long hiar unless very well kept and it aint adds yrs to you

 

Oh dear - that is me 45 yrs old, looking very middle aged and overweight and with hair down to my waist I know it doesn't do anything for me but find it easy to look after as I just wash, brush and tie it up. Very lazy.

 

 

 

Me too Alis Girls! I have very long hair and I'm in my 5th decade but hey, I'd be a boring slightly squidge middle aged mother of three if I didn't have my belisha beacon orange frizz-wig to set me apart!!

 

Try actually BEING one of those jobs - I'm a copper, the Chief Constable is about 14, the policemen and women are 12, there are officers coming through now who weren't born when I left college!!!

(some of them I'm old enough to be their Mum )

 

BeckyBoo

[Torrin]

I find it scary seeing 12 year olds behind a streering wheel - surely they shouldn't be driving

[Alis girls]

I dont like being old enough to being someones mum even though I am a mum. I do baby imms at work and the first babes I ever injected are 5 onwards - I feel sooo old. The mind is saying "lets party" the body "forget it hon " creak creak.

[The Dogmother]

I had Rosie when I was 35, so I am the oldest mum in her class (as she's fond of reminding me ). All of my contemporaries have children in their 20s now.

[Lesley]

I had Rosie when I was 35, so I am the oldest mum in her class (as she's fond of reminding me ). All of my contemporaries have children in their 20s now.

 

....I was always the youngest Mum - and now I have people who think my grandchildren are my children........I don't mind

[jlo]

I trekked up Kilimanjaro with a group a couple of years ago and was old enough to be mother to most of them!

 

I wouldn't mind but I still feel 24 (until I look in the mirror!)

[bronze]

I had Rosie when I was 35, so I am the oldest mum in her class (as she's fond of reminding me ). All of my contemporaries have children in their 20s now.

 

The other way around

I'm one of the younger mums at school and I have two children (three in sept).Ds2 is in reception and I'm definitely one of the youngest two parents. I think more people are having children later on generally (except the other extreme of teenage parents)

 

That said, why are all these tweenagers not being stopped from driving?