Janepie33 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 A little boy I work with picked up a white feather in the playground and said "Look it's a broken seagull". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Quite right too . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reikiranf Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 That's a cracker, it's had me crying with laughter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffin Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Oh bless him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gertie Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 That's just brilliant. I love the way their minds make connections! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saronne Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 When my son was 4, he used to call my bras 'booby-wrappers' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dancing cloud Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 My lovely (not) four year old nephew has a way with words. Having snatched a biscuit off his sister's plate and been told "that's not yours" he instantly replied "it is now!" So glad he's not mine ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soapdragon Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Having just whacked his older brother and had a telling off my YS of 3 1/2 said 'Don't get cross with me, I'm only small' Hmmmmmmm! He also cuddled up to me yesterday and, stroking my cheek so sweetly said 'I love your face; its got crinkles'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 When my son was 4, he used to call my bras 'booby-wrappers' Fantastic I son who is 6 saw somebody mowing their lawn, said "They are shaving the grass" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Another one I have just remembered! Again my son I took the car to be cleaned at our local garden centre, as they do a fantastic job. The chap said that it was £15 for just a wash but for £5 extra it can be waxed. Son pipes up "Does it hurt?!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Brilliant! When I was pregnant my son (not quite 3 years old at the time) came to see the nurse with me when I had to have an injection. He suddenly piped up and asked "Will you pop Mummy?". He was most disappointed when I didn't! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 My ES when very small asked a large girl if she had a baby in her tummy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bramble Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 My nephew (who is was staying with my Mum last week. Noticing the rather large bunion that she has on her foot, nephew piped up "Grandma, are you growing another toe?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 My ES now 15 said "ooh look a horse" and pointed to an Alsastian dog sitting in the car next to ours on the petrol station forecourt. How I didnt spill petrol everywhere I dont know I had a giggling fit. Now I know why we become embarrassing mums - to get our own back - the times I've wanted to die when they shriek "nose" when someone with a big nose walks past. Revenge is sweet - rubs her hands in glee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sazmet Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 my 2yo son, on seeing a breastfeeding pamphlet at the hospital, shouted "Look mummy, the baby is eating her bebo's!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloss-Hen Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j00lz_12366 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 A child in my class (three and four years old) this week came running over to tell me she had just seen a 'loonycorn' flying in the sky...they will forever be called that for me now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
