Cat tunnels for catio wanted

[gavclojak]

had to google nellie Olsen - yup am blond and dizzy and play up to the dumb blond to annoy people - hair wilder than Nellies and prone to frizz. I prefer the rock chick look.

 

How old do I feel?

[Alis girls]

Probably not as old as I am hun.

[Alis girls]

Oh BTW is Beantree a guy or a gal ? Or have I missed something?

[gavclojak]

Oh BTW is Beantree a guy or a gal ? Or have I missed something?

 

7 pages later we are still none the wiser

[Cat tails]

Catails sounds fearsome and looks anything but

 

Me not fearsome??? Ask my students and they will tell you otherwise!

Untill they get to know me...

I do ride a motorcycle though! ( pink, but still a real motorcyle!)

[Alis girls]

i loved being on the back of an ex's motorbike in my yoof. I was brought up in a real "greaser" town (bikers) - they were greasers then - not has wholesome as John Travolta and the Pink Ladies. My friend had a b/f who was a greaser - all goatee and leather - the sight of him on mums sofa with a china cup of tea was a killer - my mum would've gone mental if I'd bought a greaser home. Now I have really digressed and we are none the wiser as to wear Beanies been and whether hes a shes or shes a he.

[Cat tails]

No leather here! Some body shapes are not meant to be squeezed in leather...

[Valkyrie]

If I wore leather I would look like an oversized medicine ball!

 

Always thought of Christian as a little lad but he be grown up! Although I tended to try and work out how old people were rather than what gender. I have always been weird. I think it's because I feel like I'm an old fogey and everyone is younger than me! Nellie Olsen - she was mean. Now if anything I have Ali down as Laura Ingalls! Much more fun!

[Chickabee]

Oh. Little house on the prairie. How wonderful. I reckon I could watch it right from the beginning again

[gavclojak]

Oh. Little house on the prairie. How wonderful. I reckon I could watch it right from the beginning again

 

7.30am every morning on "true entertainment" free view 61 virgin 189 followed by the waltons, perfect viewing!!! And FYI Nellie wasn't mean just misunderstood:)

[patsylabrador]

I usually wear textiles but have my first pair of leathers. They are surprisingly comfy and quite structuring- bit like a girdle! Also I do feel safer in them.

[The Dogmother]

I agree.... after a nasty accident when I was a teenager (pillion rider) I wear leather if I ever hitch a lift on a friend's bike.

[Alis girls]

I dont wear leather much now as I would probably look like a woman of ill repute!! I was a young thing when I did and went on the bike. offers great protection. Its surprisingly slimming. Oh and just to dispel rumours I am not has wholseome as the gals on little house on the prairie - more like a rock chick fish wife

[Cat tails]

I have rather short legs, so I would need to get a leather suit altered. I now have a nice all weather suit, although it's been a bit leaky in critical places...

 

Kids had been asking if I peed my pants...

[Cindig]

I have concluded that beantree must be male, as I don't know how a female could be so restrained as to not respond!

[gavclojak]

I have concluded that beantree must be male, as I don't know how a female could be so restrained as to not respond!

 

I always thought that!!

[Cat tails]

 

Same here!

[Cindig]

I have totally solved this. In fact it's really obvious, I'm just amazed that it has taken us so long to realise!

 

Beantree is female, but not a human one.... she's a HEN!

 

 

 

 

(pause for gasps from the audience, followed by applause)

 

 

 

It explains everything. Beantree's supreme knowledge of all aspects of chicken life..... the air of mystery and enigma that could only belong to a chicken...

 

I have a suspicion that Beantree's human carer was using this forum and providing duff advice, so Beantree took matters into her own wings and learnt to beak-type in order to provide quality advice. Obviously she is a hen not a cock, as a cock would not have an understanding of hen issues such as the art of egg-laying.

 

I also believe that luvachicken is, in fact, a very caring chicken-owning dog (very clever psychology to realise that using a genuine photo would not arouse suspicion), but I suspect that the rest of you are probably human.

[Cat tails]

but I suspect that the rest of you are probably human.

 

 

But how can you be sure???

[mimi5]

Oh this made me

 

Inspired

[gavclojak]

This whole thread is hysterical....I started it by asking where is beantree and its gone off on a tangent....little house on the prairie....leather trousers and now a non human Beantree

[Luvachicken]

 

I also believe that luvachicken is, in fact, a very caring chicken-owning dog (very clever psychology to realise that using a genuine photo would not arouse suspicion), but I suspect that the rest of you are probably human.

 

Woof woof

[Ain't Nobody Here]

Nope, I'm not human either .