Chicken bald back

[Alis girls]

As someone who gets jetlagged flying to Spain just wanted to know daft things you've been done when knackered. Friday after work we drove down to Bristol to help ES move. I managed to fall over suitcase in hotel car park. All OK pride hurt otherwise OK.

Long day yesterday back home and typing rubbish on Omlet. Today in Tesco OH reached for some yogurt and knocked some over. Put them back and another lot fell off shelf. Dragged him away in case whole lot came down and we drowned in Yakult.

I once broke pushchair and dropped a bottle of brandy when getting train into London from Gatwick. Was not very popular.

[Cat tails]

I almost poured yoghurt in my tea in stead of milk... on several occasions...

 

I normally drive a motorcycle and in case of a traffic jam on the motorway, I can go between lanes (allowed in Holland).

Once I was driving my moms car and a traffic jam formed. My first reaction was to go between lanes... In the car...

Caught myself before actually doing it luckily!

[Lewis]

Hairspray instead of deodorant

[soapdragon]

How long did it take you to get your arms parallel again, then!

[Groovychook]

I've had to stop myself from shovelling coal into the washing machine instead of the Rayburn before now...

[soapdragon]

I once unpacked the 'fridge' shopping into the dishwasher (worse...its on the opposite side of the kitchen to the 'fridge!) Only realised when the iceberg lettuce wouldn't fit on the top shelf!

[mullethunter]

Forget that I'm in my own car which doesn't have a tag to pay for the toll bridge (my work van does) and go through the toll only lane thus holding up everyone behind me - I can imagine the tutting. More than once.

[dancing cloud]

Reaching bare hands into a hot oven to take out a casserole, forgetting it wasn't the microwave and that everything would be - er - hot

 

Thankfully realised before I grabbed the dish and managed to extract arms and hands without touching shelves - phew!

[Charlottechicken]

Poured orange juice over cereal instead of into the empty glass next to it

 

Also, while I was at work, went into kitchen to make my drink and picked up a tea bag handily sitting on the side (where I sometimes put mine) and was stopped just in time from dropping it into my cup by the person it belonged to. It was an expensive coffee bag and my tea bag was still in my cup, brewing in the hot water Might have been an interesting mix

[soapdragon]

Step mother in law has orange juice on her museli through choice.....

[ubereglu]

I can't think of anything truly memorable I've done, but I do remember Dad putting his bottle of water back in the rucksack before putting the top back on...

[HarrisonFamily]

Made a cup of tea using a dog biscuit once, didn't realise until I poured the milk and wondered why a bone shape was floating at the top .

 

As a childminder on a couple of occasions I have changed one nappy then gone to change second child to find the nappy rather clean and I am changing the same child again - also carried nappy bag with yukky nappy to school rather than putting it in outdoor bin as I walked by !!!

 

(Dog Biscuit jar and tea bag jar are next to each other)

[Groovychook]

Dog biscuit tea

I often take eggs out shopping with me. I put them in my pockets whilst giving the run a spruce in the morning, then later discover, normally at the checkout, that I have extra 'baggage' with me. Not broken one... yet...