Cooks Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Well, as you know I am going to brothers wedding in July and I thought I would buy a pair of 'magic pants' to hide everything under my dress LOL well they came this morning! they are passion killers!!! LOL they go down the thigh and up your midrift, how I will get in them without a crowbar is beyond me.... hubby said imagine meeting a girl that looked fit in a lovely dress and went back to her place and found she was wearing those.. LOL seriously I almost spat coffee at him I was laughing so much.. he has a point!. I only wish I could send you photo evidence of how silly these look but as I am not putting these on for anyone publically you will have to imagine! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girlsmum Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 They look like they would be a nightmare to get down if you were bursting for the loo Girlsmum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 yes I will need a friend on each side to pull them down and up again! LOLOLOLOLOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelsea Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 why not borrow Ella's? They are very special and magic!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 We'd need pictures then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 Ella's pants are waaaaay cooler than these I assure you LOLOLOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronze Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 doesnt everything then get squeezed out the top and bottoms too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 I dont know you'd think it would wouldn't you, I will have to crowbar myself in and let you know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I got a pair of those for a wedding last summer . I felt very "held in" and nothing wobbled at all (except for me on my high heels!) However, by the end of the night I was going commando . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 doesnt everything then get squeezed out the top and bottoms too? I bought some for under my wedding dress but the lady put me off a bit by saying "its all got to go somewhere you know dear" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Charming bet that made you feel good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 I have a fear I might need cutting out when I am in them ANH! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Moms friend at work broke her thumb putting one of these on , and then told the whole office Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffyknickers Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I wore some to my friends Hen night (I was bridesmaid) to a restaurant in London (v posh with celeb at next table) and after the starter I began to feel really poorly and uncomfortable and went to the toilet and took them off!!!!!!!! Had to find the person in the party with the biggest bag and stuff them in there for the rest of the night. I felt better straight away and managed a pudding too! Michelle x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisP Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Moms friend at work broke her thumb putting one of these on , and then told the whole office My friend's mum did the same! They seem to be dangerous things... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Moms friend at work broke her thumb putting one of these on , and then told the whole office My friend's mum did the same! They seem to be dangerous things... Shoehorn anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisP Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Moms friend at work broke her thumb putting one of these on , and then told the whole office My friend's mum did the same! They seem to be dangerous things... Shoehorn anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 what are you trying to do to me LOLOLOLOLI know have visions of someone with a shoehorn eith side of my prying me into these tiny pants! I might have to take a photo of them to show you how tiny they are!!!! (without me in them as then they would be bigger LOLOL ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falkor Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Bring them with you on Sunday! I think I need to SEE these magin pants!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 ok but they will be in a bag, I am not putting them on, you are handy with a camera! LOLOLOLOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy chickens! Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 I'm sure you'll look great with or without them - they don't sound very magic to me!! Will you be able to eat or drink once shoehorned in?!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 hmmmm not sure.. LOL my friend just got the major giggles when I told her about them and soon went quiet when I said dont laugh you can shoe horn me in them.. LOLOLOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutrix Farmers Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Cookie I'm sure you would look fabulous without your magic knickers on!! I have a pair of super strong "hold it all in" knickers from M & S, which I don't wear very often because by the end of the day I feel really uncomfortable and have this overwhelming urge to rip them off as soon as I'm in the front door!! I like ANH have been unable to bear them any longer on one occassion while out. The feeling of freedom was quite exhilerating The things we girls do to look beautiful!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 aww your very kind.. my thinking is if I manage to wear them to at least mid way through the evening then I am ok I can go and take them off and everyone will be too sozzled to noticed I dont look so 'magic' anymore LOLOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackrocksrock Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 In the three months till July it would be easier to diet and lose some weight and then feel more comfy than those terrible things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
