jackiepoppies Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Jessie.......I'm talking about a charity fundraiser Not pornography Discreet and tasteful Jx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scramble Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 I'm sorry! I didn't mean that!!! Honestly! discreet and tasteful I'll wear this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Great - thanks for the coughing fit! Very fetching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiepoppies Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Jessie, I think you'd be fabulous Do you think we could persuade Mark (Angels 4) to come over and direct costume and hair Can we get Omlet support Do we know of anyone who could co-ordinate this P'raps just a calander.......stills with our own lyrics....no one would have to travel, arrange convenient dates etc. Ideas please Jx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 I would think if anyone should appear in the nuddies, Mark's wife should be supervising as it's all his fault in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiepoppies Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 As far as I know, Mark ain't got a wife, so he's his own boss (Apart from the chooks of course ) jx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Sorry dont think I could get my kit off for anyone - I work for NhS what would my patients say. I would only do it with a wig, moustache and glasses? which defeats the object of atracttive older ladies somewhat i must wear my glasses as read Jackiepoppies rendition as Bonk not bok. Ooh er sorry mods can I say the b word? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiepoppies Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Can assure you it was BOK[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angels4 Posted May 18, 2009 Author Share Posted May 18, 2009 (edited) I would think if anyone should appear in the nuddies, Mark's wife should be supervising as it's all his fault in the first place. No wife here. Edited May 18, 2009 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angels4 Posted May 18, 2009 Author Share Posted May 18, 2009 As far as I know, Mark ain't got a wife, so he's his own boss (Apart from the chooks of course ) jx And the girls sure are bossy Although I'm sure (with enough notice) they would allow me the luxury of travel for such a worthy cause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Well Mark, in that case, you could do one with a strategically placed Linus! Or wave from behind Pedrick and be perfectly decent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Koojie!! 5.26am!!! And I thought I was an early bird! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mostin Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 You lot crack me up . Seriously though, it could be a sensation. You could theme it on just wearing as many feathers as the ex-batts do when they come from a rescue. The trouble is though, by girls all have bare bums . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaireG Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I'd rather keep my clothes on thanks! I'd also need a hell of a lot of feathers to cover me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scramble Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Jessie, I think you'd be fabulous Do you think we could persuade Mark (Angels 4) to come over and direct costume and hair Can we get Omlet support Do we know of anyone who could co-ordinate this P'raps just a calander.......stills with our own lyrics....no one would have to travel, arrange convenient dates etc. Ideas please Jx and make -up Then again last time someone put make-up on me for our talent show I ended up with a beard and moustache I was a magician though... but they seemed to think that meant that I wanted to be a boy! Also, Photo box do great calenders Dad had one done of his fractals and posted them on his web, and someone bought one! Well, actually they were a mental health doctor and thought the surreal images would help his patients We're getting one done of the chickens for 2010, so all this year I've beeen taking lots of piccies and am having one of the girls for every month, but only using pictures from the month I took the pictures... if that makes sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Well Scramble I hope they are suitably dressed feathers and all that. No scantily clad chicks i hope. Doesnt give a girl a nice name if shes always taking her kit off does it. Sounds lovely. I might do a cat one, get my tubby tabby in a pink boa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 That sounds like a great idea - I'd buy one especially if all the profits went to BHWT. Perhaps we should have a competition to find the best chicken/animal photos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I'd be up for doing something for BHWT, seriously I think its a great idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helly Welly Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 It's taken a while but i've redone Bohemian Rhapsody Is this the good life? Is it just fantasy? Stuck in the ru-un No escape cos the latch has locked Open your eyes Look out the window and see me Here comes OH now Looking quite guilty Sometimes it’s easy come, easy go Chooks will die but your flock will grow Let all chickens roam free That’s all that really matters to me To me Omlet You saved my life Gave me eglus and some hens Now I’ve gone from three to ten Omlet Eglus are the best All the other coops just aren’t a patch on you Chickens, ooooh Didn’t mean to make you squawk If I’m not there in a minute with some corn Carry on, carry on Then you’re bound to get some extra It’s too late They bokking now Better give the neighbours some eggs So they don’t wish the chooks were dead Goodbye to the foxy He’s got to go Gotta leave the girls alone And fade away Chickens ooooh I don’t want you to go I sometimes wish I’d got you years ago I see a little silhouetta of a fox OMG OMG need to pee around the garden Thunderbolts and lightening are very very frightening to hens Henrietta, Star and Ruby Polly, Betty Roast and Snowball Foxy please leave them alone Or else I’ll moan “I’m just a foxy, "Ooops, word censored!"ody loves me” He’s just a foxy from a small family Pee round the garden to get rid of him Foxes come, foxes go I wish they all would go The foxes, yes I wish they all would go Let them go The foxes I wish they all would go Let them go The foxes I wish they all would go Wish they all would go They’ll never go-ooooo No, no no no no no no Oh lovely foxwatch Lovely foxwatch Please beep and make them go Merrydale has some chickens put aside for me-ee For me-ee For meeeeeee So you think you can stop us from keeping chickens So you think we will lie down and let things slide Oh, councils, can’t do this to us councils We’ll will fight on Poet will start a campaign Chickens really matter Anyone can see Chickens really matter Chickens really matter to me Let my chickens roam free I got so caught up eith this i was nearly late to pick up DD from choir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 *Standing ovation* That is absolutely brilliant Helly-Welly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scramble Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 :clap: It's brilliant! your DD I at OMG OMG need to pee aound the garden and Poet will start a campaign Cool, Rock on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Helly Welly, I have laughed, I have cried, I have been in complete awe. You are a lyrical legend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Brilliant! and so was Poet's poem earlier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emily95 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Fantastic! Emily xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
