Egluntyne Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 I have just spent the last hour locked out of the house in the back garden. I was hen fettling when Him Indoors had a rush of blood to his head and decided to go shopping. He carefully locked up and set the burglar alarm and sauntered off, leaving me high and dry.....and a tad cold. *tuts* Am having an emergency mug of drinking chocolate and a bit of forum time whilst I thaw out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperwife Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 I think you can play this one out for at least a week (just in time for him to have to do ALL of Christmas cooking ) im glad you are ok though, did you consider getting in the elgu with the chickens? cathy x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 I should imagine he knows not to do that again! Play on being cold all the time and see what he does Glad you're ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooks Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 sorry shouldn't laugh, At least he shops though... You thawed yet? x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theherd123 Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Am having an emergency mug of drinking chocolate and a bit of forum time whilst I thaw out. That's a very poor emergency drink! Brandy will warm you quicker! Grab a mulled wine - very seasonal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillfamily Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Oh dear I hope you thaw out soon I would milk it for all it's worth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Sorry, shouldn't laugh . I hope he was shopping for things for you . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olly Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 I think an annulment's a bit tricky when you've got grown-up sons! Poor you. I reckon he might need to go shopping again for something extra special to make up for that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted December 23, 2009 Author Share Posted December 23, 2009 I think an annulment's a bit tricky when you've got grown-up sons! Drat. Poor you. I reckon he might need to go shopping again for something extra special to make up for that! That'll be the day. I might accidentally pay for the hens I have on order with his card and not mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggquisite Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 sorry really shouldn't laugh! What a nightmare I would have been cursing that's for sure! I think using his card idea is a very good idea - that's the least he can expect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaireG Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 I think an annulment's a bit tricky when you've got grown-up sons! Drat. Poor you. I reckon he might need to go shopping again for something extra special to make up for that! That'll be the day. I might accidentally pay for the hens I have on order with his card and not mine. Hens on order??? You can't tell us that and then not say what hens and yes i think you should accidentally use his card! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abwsco Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 LOL's at this and hope that you've warmed up now My DH locked the outside area run with me on the inside with the chucks over the summer. I thought he was only going to the loo but he went to the loo and then went on his Xbox. I was locked in for an hour with no mobile, no drink and no proper seat. I was only rescued when the next door neighbour heard me shouting! Apparently, he'd wondered where I was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura & CTB Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Hope you've warmed up now Egluntyne CTB locked me in the garden a few weeks back then got in his car and drove to Dartford without his phone! Luckily I had mine and rang a friend of his that lives nearby to come and rescue me. CTB obviously realised what he'd done - he came home with a bottle of champers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 I think I might have cancelled his Christmas for that! Hens on order? - spill it lady..! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Hens..... we need to know about these hens on order...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules. Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Egluntyne that's I hope you're warmed up now- try a weak tea to help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted December 23, 2009 Author Share Posted December 23, 2009 OK, you have torn it out of me! I've ordered 2 Speckledys and 2 White Stars. Originally there were to be ready mid Dec, but it is going to be Jan/Feb now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Lovely dark eggs and white eggs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patricia W Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Maybe you should increase the order now you're paying on his card? Tricia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Maybe you should increase the order now you're paying on his card? Tricia I like the way you think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docsquid Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Maybe you should increase the order now you're paying on his card? Tricia I like the way you think All together now.....CHICKEN MATHS!!!! Love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Maybe you should increase the order now you're paying on his card? Tricia I like the way you think All together now.....CHICKEN MATHS!!!! Love it loving it, loving it by gum egluntyne! Make the man pay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 All together now.....CHICKEN MATHS!!!! Maybe the order started off as two...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Great news, the chooks not your predicament. Poor you, but I am afraid I am sat here with tears running down my face from laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelsea Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Crikey! Are your teeth still chattering?! I would definitely milk this for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...