Locking Bar Eglu Classic

[clootie]

Gonna be a bear

 

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd Like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

 

Before you hibernate, you're suppose to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

 

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definatley deal with that.

 

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. you swat away anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

 

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

YUP, GONNA BE A BEAR

 

[C&T]

 

Now THAT sounds like a plan!!

[Chickvic]

me too!

[mini chick]

yep could do to sleep all winter

[Chickendoodle]

I'm on for giving birth to a baby the size of a walnut in your sleep

[Cooks]

I'm with ya matey..

[henriette]

Oh yes, definitely for me . I could deal with all of that - no problem at all:lol:

[chickencam]

Some time in the future there will an Omlet bear colony then

[Valkyrie]

A Cavelu!

[Ness3103]

sounds like a really good plan i'm up for it, although wouldn't like to be the one in charge of cleaning out the poop tray in the cavelu

[chickencam]

[Egluntyne]

It has its attractions.

[dippy bird]

I am defo up for that! I'm lucky if I get 6 hrs sleep at night!! And being able to swat your kids without being reported to social services?? Fantastic!

[bluekarin]

I like your thinking there Cloots! Gorgeous piccy. You could almost give it a great big . . . . . . errrr . . . . . . bear hug

[Ain't Nobody Here]

Sign me up for that one .

[Space Chick]

I'm in

 

Where do I sign

[poachedegg]

Ha Ha Brilliant!

[sadietoo]

Sorry to be sexist, but when I come back I'm going to be a boy bear...they don't even have to have the walnuts or worry about discipline at all.

[sparkysmum]

Mmmmmm, oh has just seen this and said " oh yes, bears get to rip people apart, I'm up for that"

[LisaP]

Brilliant - totally up for that

 

I read this out to OH who just went

 

Lisa P

[Chickendoodle]

Another plus - don't expect male bears can

[Valkyrie]

Well it's better than a retort of "you'd be a grizzly bear then" - not that I've had that said to me, but some bright spark could come up with it - grin and bear ( ) the rolling eyes.

[chickenNutter]

I think I already have some bear genes! Hairy fat and grumpy....?

[Chickvic]

Hairy fat and grumpy....?

 

 

I think I married him...

[Chickvic]

Hairy fat and grumpy....?

 

 

I think I married him...

 

 

He may say he married that too