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Whoever it is who farts in our circuit training session

Thats not Wednesday night at Spiceball is it :think: someone does very smelly ones.

 

No, the Monday night session - you'll Have to come along one week and say hello. Perhaps it's the same person who does both classes. :vom:

I do the Body Pump afterwards, It is a little fusty in there. I might try the Monday class (with gas mask).

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Firstly a couple of items previously listed that I would like to leave out.

 

Nicholas Cage

Squirty cream

and tennis

 

Some I would like to agree with though

 

older children in pushchairs and with bottles

celebs

soaps

instant coffee

people who show their underwear, by having badly fitting clothes.

 

A few of my own

 

housework (lovely clean tidy house 3pm yesterday, tip by 11pm) :x

peanut butter

kiwi fruit

pot noodle

dull summer days when there is no rain, what's the point?

people who drop litter

smelly feet

dog smell (I like dogs but don't like their smell) :(

caterpillars

wasps

cancer

 

That will do for now, there is so much more :lol:

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Football

Motorbike racing

Parents that reward bad behaviour with treats :evil:

Football and the overpaid, badly behaved players

Big Brother, should have stopped after the first series!

Football :D

Peppers of any colour

BO

Impatient old people, why are they in a hurry?

low trousers + muffin tops + thongs :vom:

people who can't control their own dogs

jobs worths

5p pieces , pain in the purse

 

I'm sure theres lots more but i'll save them for later

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Football

Motorbike racing

Parents that reward bad behaviour with treats :evil:

Football and the overpaid, badly behaved players

Big Brother, should have stopped after the first series!

Football :D

Peppers of any colour

BO

Impatient old people, why are they in a hurry?

low trousers + muffin tops + thongs :vom:

people who can't control their own dogs

jobs worths

5p pieces , pain in the purse

 

I'm sure theres lots more but i'll save them for later

 

Ditto

 

Plus (and I know this won't be popular) people who wear football shirts as casual wear rather than just for sport.

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Taxi Drivers (especially the ones who park in a certain side street/ don't give way at the end of that street)

Drivers of certain brands of cars (who think they own the road)

Car Salesmen ( both new cars and 2nd hand)

People who stand and chat in the middle of supermarket aisles

Obstructions in supermarket aisles

The NHS Choose and Book System ( had a total nightmare with that)

Those phone calls with a recorded message about debt

Junk Mail

The youth round the corner with his noisy car

The vandals who vandalised LMW school in the half term break

The Tax Credits office ( note- it's not the staff it's the system that bugs me!)

 

I think thats it for the moment

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people who walk through a shop doorway and then just stop

people who pick their fresh fruit and veg with a hanky in their hand

women that take up a seat for their bags on the tube and then roll their eyes at you when you politely ask them to move them.

producers of musicals who choose their cast via a tv programme

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rudeness

people who think they are superior but have their head stuck firmly up their own backsides

conmen - including certain family members - infact especially a certain family member

swearing in public

smoking next to me!!!

blasted red spider mite in my greenhouse

 

do I sound like a grumpy old woman? :lol:

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Asterisks with no footnote

Cheap nasty bbq food (its ok, I ate already..)

2lb Ratdogs

Cyclists in the bridleway who do 50mph downhill around bends

Sprouts

Fennel

Display cabinets in the living room full of hideous ornaments and unuseable glasses

Urban 4X4's

Slugs

Snoring

Pernod

People who ask you round for dinner then ask you to take your shoes off so everyone sits around like overgrown toddlers all evening, enjoying the foot odour (I always take care to spill a BIG glass of red wine on their precious carpet before I leave :twisted: )

 

Oh I'll stop now and go join Misanthropes Anonymous

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Don't you find it great to write all these complaints down?

 

That horrid fake Burgundy hair colour

People who think I need to socialise,when I am happy as I am,thank you

Smoking

Horror and Slasher movies

Fake boobs...the grapefruits on an ironing board type

Swimsuit/jeans shopping

People who can't be bothered to recycle

Crowds

Flags hanging out of windows of houses or cars

 

........and I am with Claret on the football shirt issue

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........and I am with Claret on the football shirt issue

 

*punches the air*

 

Yes!!!! :D:D:D

 

Am also with Rhapsody with the display cabinets, oh and you're safe here, no need to take your shoes off in my house. Besides, the dog happily hoovers up any chicken poo off shoes!

 

The bloke in the park this morning who kicked my dog (he was wearing a football shirt) he nearly got a flying drop-kick himself, as it was he got a verbal dressing down.

 

Uninspired cooking

Two-faced people

Air horns

People who spit on the pavement

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People who let their dogs poo on the pavement and don't clear it up

inconsiderate people

people with no manners

wasps

flies

boy racers

people who have their car stereo on so that the whole town can hear their rubbish "music" thumping

Bad IT systems

meat

foxes

:notalk::talk2hand::notalk::talk2hand:

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