beach chick Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 1. that you used the kitchen colander to sieve the poo out of the sand in the dustbath... any more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jools Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 Nope, I can't top that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 That a chicken was having her bum washed in the bath shortly before he got in it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beach chick Posted March 3, 2011 Author Share Posted March 3, 2011 that's class, ANH!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stehaggan Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 your all vile lol but made me laff!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madchickenlady Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 Somtimes a poorly hen lays on the rug getting a blow dry while watching 'Loose Women' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 Awww, sweet . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falkor Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 the reason he is having lamb sandwiches for Sunday Dinner is because I boiled up all the veggies for the chickens breakfast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouldercroft Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 the reason he is having lamb sandwiches for Sunday Dinner is because I boiled up all the veggies for the chickens breakfast love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 That a cockerel likes to roost on the breadbin That tea towels have been used as an emergency towel for a wet chicken That the little stack of sponge scourers with the white backs are used for washing chickens feet That chicks dont actually need to live in the kitchen for two weeks after hatch That we really could do with more heat in the kitchen but cant have it as the heater is full of woodshavings That professional pics taken at chicken shows arent £2 each That the car didnt actually come off the production line full of woodshavings That six 8ft lengths of corrugated plastic fit in a hatchback as long as you dont need to change gear That its normal to want several sheds That the cabbages sown each spring will not end up on our plates That we would be considerably richer without chickens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 MMM remind to bring my own pots and cutlery - if i pop round for lunch - I cant top the chicken ones - but did use the plastice medicine for the cat - did put thro the dishwasher thou after - and I've done the animal pots in dishwasher too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 OH I did forget to add left some steak out to defrost and found it on kitchen floor - cat had been at it - washed it and cooked it well - very tender and no one was any the wiser - so i am just as bad as you lot - I have laughed and laughed at this - so funny - what we gels get up to when OH's are out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stehaggan Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 ewwwww alis lol thats minging Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beach chick Posted March 3, 2011 Author Share Posted March 3, 2011 oh alis I've done that!! but the other half was there at the time, we were going to have a bbq and the cat appeared from the kitchen with a bit of steak hanging from his mouth looking like Salvador Dali's moustache... as we didnt have anything else to eat, we chucked it on anyway!! is there where I should mention I've just washed the rabbit's bum in the kitchen sink?!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenNutter Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 The real cost of anything that comes from Omlet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falkor Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 How much Lloyd and his wives really cost me at Melton Mowbray Auction! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coco Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 Brilliant thread. I've had a rubbish day in work and this has made me laugh. you can't really get two chickens for £10.00 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 My sides ache thro sniggering at this - what are we like? Hope no ones eating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken shack Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 Yes I agree. Never tell them how much you spend. Fortnum & Mason couldn't afford our eggs could they Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chortle Chook Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 Ooo - rather a lot That I'm not hard at work in my study but am looking at the Omlet forum threads That yet another chicken book just arrived this morning (I now rush down to get the post before OH can get there). That I did not need a whole bag of salad in my sandwich at lunch today. That I don't eat three shortbread biscuits every morning for elevenses That I use the kitchen measuring spoon to measure mealworms into my chooks breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j00lz_12366 Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 LOL!!! I cant wait!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henhathnofury Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 My OH is now even dafter than I am about chickens and I will always remember the two of us giggling like crazy as we blowdried two chickens in the kitchen. So there is nothing I can tell him that will shock him. If I tell him stories about the girls - he just says: 'Oh my darlings..' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 That you secretly bought eggs at the farm shop to prove the girls are laying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy ben grace Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 I like your style Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckmum6 Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 That you secretly bought eggs at the farm shop to prove the girls are laying. Like it! My poor hubbie really doesn't have a clue how much I've spent or my currently secret hatching plans, he now knows that there is no such thing as a quiet cockerel!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
