Snowy Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!' So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!' The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?' The guy says, 'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paola Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 That is so mean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hillfamily Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamebird Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Very funny. If only we could see ourselves as others see us. Or maybe not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omletina Kyckling Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Hee hee hee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Very funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmandaR Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 That's given me a giggle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickvic Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phonix Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 hehe that really made me laugh! xXx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 That's cheered up a damp Friday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lisa33 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 I like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..lay a little egg for me Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 I thought this was going to be a thread about the torrential rain...good weather for ducks etc etc. Made me laugh all the more when I found out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dancing cloud Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Thanks for the laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutrix Farmers Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 thanks for that, it's cheered me up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janty Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 That made me giggle. Jan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scramble Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 That's a really funny joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogs and chickens Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen & co. Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 That is really naughty I must admt I almost didn't get it first read through Karen x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
