Patridge bantam chicken poorly foot?

[Janty]

Do any 'celebrities' cheese people off?

 

At the moment I am feeling very anti-Harry Enfield!

I am fed up with his tired, old, scousers routine that he churns out year in, year out.

Now I know that I am a bit tetchy at the moment but can he not come up with anything original?

 

Just wondered if other Omlet people had pet hate celebs and if so, why?

[Janty]

I have to add that I was brought up in Anfield, Liverpool (for those of you who haven't heard my accent ).

[BeckyBoo]

Paris Hilton, Tamara Beckwith, Tara Palmer Thompkins - who are they and what do they do anyway?

Jane Asher (too smug)

Jenny Agutter (always and gratuitously gets her kit off )

and there's a male actor who's name I can't stand but is in epic colonnial made for tv movies and his face always looks like a bad painting to me

Not that I'm critical or harsh you understand

 

Mrs B

[Janty]

Paris Hilton, Tamara Beckwith, Tara Palmer Thompkins - who are they and what do they do anyway?

Jane Asher (too smug)

Jenny Agutter (always and gratuitously gets her kit off )

and there's a male actor who's name I can't stand but is in epic colonnial made for tv movies and his face always looks like a bad painting to me

Not that I'm critical or harsh you understand

 

Mrs B

 

My word!

 

 

And I thought that I was alone in my celeb hatred!!!

[deejmum]

Jane Asher (too smug)

 

 

 

Mrs B

 

I totally agree on this one!

[jess]

perez hilton is the worst

[Richard T]

Jenny Agutter (always and gratuitously gets her kit off )

 

Mrs B

 

Nope. Don't understand the problem here.

 

 

 

PS Must get the director's cut DVD of the Railway Children.

[Egluntyne]

I always have a desire to slap Jane Asher. Ms Bossy boots.

 

I don't quite believe her hair colour, her teeth or her bosom, and I'm damned sure that she didn't ice any of the cakes in her books.

[Angels4]

perez hilton is the worst

 

DITTO

[missuscluck]

What about 'Doctor' whatsername who does 'you are what you eat'. The lady that examines peoples poo. I cant remeber har name at all. We just call her 'the poo lady'. She is gratingly annoying.

 

Oh, and that sactamonius woman who sneeringly does '10 years younger'

 

You can 'correct' peoples bad habits in a nice way. Look at Gok Wan. He does everything right by boosting confidance. The above pair are just nasty.

[Lesley]

I always have a desire to slap Jane Asher. Ms Bossy boots.

 

I don't quite believe her hair colour, her teeth or her bosom, and I'm damned sure that she didn't ice any of the cakes in her books.

 

You obviously haven't seen her first book then? - looks like it was compiled by a pre-school class.....in fact, they would probably make a better job of it

 

I don't think I ought to stay in this thread......I could be here all day...........

 

(perhaps it's my age? )

[Krysia]

where do I start

Gabby rosalind - can't point why but she is sooo smily and happy and over the top I just think she is fake.

Paris hilton - no explaination needed

Jim Davidson - Just annoying and not funny

Victoria beckham- A terrible role model for young children, Why can't she eat some food!

I am going to stop there or I could be here all day

[susanbb]

It's when you get those "celebrities" that sell their souls to the flashy mags and then demand privacy. Ifeel that's a shame as deep down we'd all really like our privacy.

[Tina C]

Hate to disappoint Richard T, but Jenny Agutter does not always get her kit off . She was patron of our 'charity of the year' some years back and she came to collect a cheque at a big company do. We all waited to see if her clothes fell off - but they didn't the men were hugely disappointed

 

ex-OH used to work with Gaby Roslin 'before she was famous' (and got to rummage in her cleavage - the sound man) - he said she wasn't very good but she just desperately wanted to be famous.

 

Met Jim Davison in bar of a hotel once - with his mates/'minders' - I think he just wanted to drink and be left alone.

 

Paul Daniels used to get on my nerves until he was the entertainment at our company do - he was fantastic, well worth the money and a really nice chap.

 

'Celebrities' don't really get on my nerves at all - the paparazzi and the press that feed them do though

[Seagazer]

um I don't know if I've mentioned before but I can't stand Gary Rhodes

[mrsallen08]

I am terrible for this! I will get angry at TV/magazine/radio for any of the following people!

 

Alexa Chung - Too smiley and being cool and soooo does not deserve Alex Turner. (arctic monkeys frontman)

 

Any of the Geldofs. Peaches, Pixie and even Bob annoys me! (sorry Sir Bob annoys me) Stop trying to save the planet by music and sort out your blooming kids! Prioritise!

 

David Blane - Just why?

 

James Blunt - He was in the forces? Geez, how did he make it out alive. (i mean by his colleagues not the talibann, they would have laughed!)

 

I really could go on but feel I may be expecting a van of men dressed in white (no not westlife!!!)

 

Edited for family forum-worthy language

[chelsea]

oh, where do I start...so many !!

 

Victoria Beckham

David Beckham

Charlotte Church (awful)

Gobby Logan (thinks she know everything about sport....but she doesnt!)

Kirsty Gallacher (too busy pouting to talk about sport!)

Richard Keys (Grrrrrrrr )

Andy Gray

Katherine Tate (I've never laughed at her comedy once)

Kate Moss (not a good role model)

Jude Law

Pete Docherty (waste of space)

 

I better stop myself now before I clog up forum space

[Cinnamon]

Amy Winehouse

Anthony Womble-Thompson

Paris Hilton

Peaches Geldof (needs a slap with a haddock)

Maria Carey & her shrill voice

Celine Dionne

 

That dreadful Kerry Katona

 

Most of the ex BB housmates,once they leave the house & start getting their kit off

 

I will think of some more,I am sure

[cordelia]

...my mother cant stand burt lancaster...I know he's from old films..but everyone of them must have come on the tv when I've been at her house....EVVVVvvveeerrry time, she has to tell me...

 

I dont like gary =Rhodes either...apologies to his family..he's too earnest... and should have been off Strictly the first week...

 

Dont care for Cat Deely much....too big a grin..and her from Big Brother (all the male/female casts ever and Davinna)

 

and Brad Pitt.....he just cant act...ever at all, in anything....and he's not even that nice lokking..I mean really....honestly...

 

I cant htink of one film I've seen him in, even when I watched the Friends repeats, he was awful in the odd episode he was in Jennifer Anniston at al, were so much better...

 

I much prefer dark tall brooding types....Timothy Dalton (in Jane Eyre), oh and lots of others I cant think the name of..

 

oooo think I was getting off the point again ...

[missuscluck]

Ah yes. It could turn into 'who I have the hots for' Now thats another thread altogether!

 

And one that could take up LOTS of forum space.

 

Mrsallen have Westlife arrived yet??

 

I agree with the Geldof familly observations.

[Willow]

Any air-head clebs famous for being famous/being a tart

- Paris Hilton

- Kerry Katona

...

 

Jade Goody is so annoying she deserves a category all of her own.

 

Minor royals and hangers-on falling out of nightclubs.

 

Geldof girls, spoilt or what ?

 

I used to dislike Paul Daniels however having come across him a bit locally he's ok as a person. Paul and Debbie McGee act like normal people locally rather than celeb.

[The Dogmother]

Amy Winehouse

Anthony Womble-Thompson

Paris Hilton

Peaches Geldof (needs a slap with a haddock)

Maria Carey & her shrill voice

Celine Dionne

 

That dreadful Kerry Katona

 

Most of the ex BB housmates,once they leave the house & start getting their kit off

 

I will think of some more,I am sure

 

This reminds me of my 'First Against the Wall Come the Revolution' thread It started in a moment of exasperation and gave us much amusement for days.

[BeckyBoo]

Excellent thread! Thought of some more (knew I would )

Antonio Banderas - can't act. Ever

Bruce Willis - couldn't act with a gun to his head - always got that little "hey I'm so cool" half smile that I want to wipe off with a wet dirty floor mop

Victoria Beckham - EAT SOME CAKE WOMAN!

Everyone on Big Brother as they all think they're famous and I've never watched it (apart from the end of the very first one)

Jeffrey Archer - Crook

George Bush - warmonger / maniac

The Gallagher brothers from Oasis - just WHO do they think they really are? Must be hard waking up every day and realising you're not John Lennon)

 

Bound to come up with some more soon.....

 

Mrs B

[chelsea]

.

 

Dont care for Cat Deely much....too big a grin..

 

Oh, im sooo with you on that one!

 

I forgot Lorraine Kelly (has the interview technique of a fly)

Fiona Phillips (cringeworthy interviewing)

Andrew Castle (smug grin)

 

&

 

Jeremy Kyle (so up himself but I love watching the show!)

 

as you can see im an expert on daytime tv since being home ill !

[theherd123]

I forgot Lorraine Kelly (has the interview technique of a fly)

 

V funny!