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[Paola]

Shocking - I can't add much to what's been said above.

 

I have a lovely fantasy .... the woman is returning to her car one night, the sky suddenly darkens, she looks up and her jaw drops. She clutches her handbag in horror as ... THE OMLET POSSE COMES TOWARDS HER!

 

Crocs stamping on the ground, brandishing chainsaws, the largest ladies are in the front row. What's that they are swinging in their big, strong hands (hands that have been strengthened by fiddling with the beastly green clips, and toughened by cold mornings defrosting the Glug)?

Yes ... TUBTRUGS FULL OF CHICKEN POO!

 

You can probably fill in the rest.

 

Fantastic

[Valkyrie]

Can I say that as one of the largest ladies in the front row here I may be puffing somewhat while you young thin'uns with chainsaws bringing up the rear might make me puff a little harder you know.

 

Just filling up our motor, ahem.

 

 

and of course:

 

 

Ooh look the flower table:

 

[Paola]

I love you Koojie, you are sooooo funny

[Valkyrie]

Awwww.

[Leicester_H]

Unbelievable some people.

Tasha, you are a lovely lady and that was the first thing that CTB and I both thought when we met you - closely followed by "how many chickens ????"

Just adding my support - this quote about sums up my view.

 

H

[Jules.]

 

Ooh look the flower table:

 

 

 

Tasha you go girl, I've got my purple tub trug at the ready x

[bigmommasally]

Only just read this thread, I'm shocked at the rudeness of the woman. Tasha having met you last summer at Janty's, I know you are a beautiful person inside and out, don't let this evil creature's words get to you.

 

(((Big hugs to you))) x

[Lewis]

She clutches her handbag in horror as ... THE OMLET POSSE COMES TOWARDS HER!

 

Crocs stamping on the ground, brandishing chainsaws, the largest ladies are in the front row ...

Olly, any room for the largest men?

[Wolfie]

Can I join in The Omlet Chainsaw Massacre? Mr Wolfie has a chainsaw ...

 

You did the right thing, by just ignoring The Bag. Don't let the incident upset you.

[A chickychickychick-ENN!!]

I'm getting a bit frightened. Can we all step away from the chainsaws and have a big Omlet group huggle? If we huggle, us fat folk can squash the nasty lady with love. It's a kinder way to go.

[Laura & CTB]

No - I like the sound of the Omlet chainsaw massacre

[Redwing]

Can I borrow your tank Kooj?

[Valkyrie]

Of course - I'll send it by Chinook.

[missuscluck]

Just read this thread through. Blummin eck. I always think when people are downright rude or mean to others that they do it because they are unhappy inside themselves. There is just no need to upset others just to make yourself feel better.

Sorry this has happened to you sweetheart.

Ill happy join in the omlet attack sqaud. I can drive a stean roller now so I can do some meenie squashing

[Goosey Lucy]

I'm speechless. And that doesn't happen very often.

[Valkyrie]

Just read this thread through. Blummin eck. I always think when people are downright rude or mean to others that they do it because they are unhappy inside themselves. There is just no need to upset others just to make yourself feel better.

Sorry this has happened to you sweetheart.

Ill happy join in the omlet attack sqaud. I can drive a stean roller now so I can do some meenie squashing

 

Just make sure us big ladies are out of the way first - although I wouldn't mind being a little flatter and taller. Are you able to lift the roller so I don't get as mushed as a meanie?

[missuscluck]

Koojie. Ill make sure you can get out of the way before I go meenie mushing

[The Dogmother]

you lot!

 

Lewis, you're not nearly mean-looking enough!

 

Goosey Girl; never known you to be stuck for words

 

I've always wanted a Chinook!

 

Hey, my BIL owns a JCB digger... can i join in in that? Ruby can look really fierce when she's playing 'Raaar, Rarrr bite yer face off games'!

[Lewis]

you lot!

 

Lewis, you're not nearly mean-looking enough!

 

I suppose that should be taken as a good thing?

[Goosey Lucy]

Goosey Girl; never known you to be stuck for words

 

Oi!!

 

Fair point though

 

I have a cat that could give her a good licking

[Valkyrie]

 

I now have visions of young Claret wielding a chainsaw at the helm of a digger - it really is quite disturbing!

[Willow]

Just caught up with this.

 

Unbelieveable !

 

Tasha just remind yourslef she is a horrible person.

 

Rachel Sad that children are being brought up hearing that sort of thing.

[WitchHazel]

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[TAJ]

 

I now have visions of young Claret wielding a chainsaw at the helm of a digger - it really is quite disturbing!

 

 

It just shows how this sort of behaviour isn't 'normal' to us - we were in a cafe in a garden centre a month back and a women opened the door to go out, changed her mind and went the other way leaving the door wide open. It was -3 outside and not warm in the cafe - most of us were wearing coats - a gentleman got up and closed the door and as he walked past the woman quietly mentioned she had left the door open. The woman then started shouting at the top of her voice about how rude he was, with her young kid (about 8 yr old) joining in. We all went back to eating, but 15 mins later she was back with her husband who was accusing the man at 'having a go' at his wife, with the young kid pointing and shouting at the man.

 

To the 40+ in the cafe she (and her family) were very rude, but the way they acted was as if these sort of public arguments were just totally normal and everyday occurences. In the end the nice guy who just closed a door did take down their number plate as they left.

 

I think walking away as you did Tasha was the best thing.

 

Tracy

[rabbitfluff]

What people lack in intelligence they do tend to make up for in volume.