Nacktschnecken omlet Cube

[Cinnamon]

As its St Patricks day,lets have some fun,clean (!) Omlet Limericks!

 

Here is mine - made up very quickly,so forgive me if its a bit pants

 

There once was a lady called Clare

Who didn't have any eggs to spare

So she bought an Eglu

Added a hen or 2

And began making quiches with flair.

[Space Chick]

OK heres mine:

 

There once was a lady called Space

Who called shop bought eggs a disgrace

Then she got a few hens

Had fresh eggs by the tens

And now likes to stuff her fat face

[chickenNutter]

 

 

Here's mine then:

 

There once was a chicken called Mabel

at laying she was incredibly able,

she laid eggs at night,

because of the fright

that otherwise she'd end up for the table!

[majorbloodnock]

Whenever you're feeling morose

Log in here, with the smart and jocose.

There's much wisdom about,

If you separate out

The profound from the merely verbose.....

 

[Looney]

There once was a lady called Lorna

Who kept all her hens in a sauna

As she added more steam her hens gave a scream

"You'll have boiled eggs if it gets any warmer!"

[fluffyfeet]

Apologies in advance......

 

 

There once was a pekin called Dotty

Who when spying a mealworm went potty

When we got her a man

Because chicks was the plan

She duly obliged and went squatty!

 

 

Ta Daaaaaaaa!

[Snowy]

Brilliant all of 'em!

[The Dogmother]

As its St Patricks day,lets have some fun,clean (!) Omlet Limericks!

 

Here is mine - made up very quickly,so forgive me if its a bit pants

 

There once was a lady called Clare

Who didn't have any eggs to spare

So she bought an Eglu

Added a hen or 2

And began making quiches with flair.

 

Is that me?

 

I am honoured

 

I'm useless at rhymes, so will stay well out of that one!

[Space Chick]

 

Is that me?

 

I am honoured

 

I'm useless at rhymes, so will stay well out of that one!

 

Here is one for you Clare:

 

There was a young lady called Clare

Who chainsawed in her underwear

Someone picked on our Tasha

So she threatened to bash her

Which caused Phil and Rosie to stare

 

Hope you like it

[The Dogmother]

 

 

Brilliant Debs, really made me laugh.

 

I shall have to put that one on my blog!

[Space Chick]

Have written one for Tom too

 

This is the Hen story of Tom

Was allowed to have two by his Mom

At one hundred and three

He said "Deary me..

I don't know where I went wrong"

[tom123]

Thanks Debs

[Alis girls]

You'll find on the Omlet forum

A brilliant cure for bordum

With hens, buns and bees

egg dishes to please

to miss it you'd be a moron

 

i make no apology for the dreadful rhyming

[Lewis]

I love them Debs!

 

Want to share mine now

 

There once was young Lewis from Brum

Who decided to build his own run

Gerald quacked with delight

Gave the bantams a fright

And Jemima thought it was fun

[Laura & CTB]

Debs you really should publish - had me laughing all evening

[..lay a little egg for me]

My feeble effort:

 

There was a young lady called Vicky

Whose chickens were terribly picky

They said "och nooo"

"We don't like this snow"

So they stayed in the coop with a biccie

 

Apologies to ANH...

[..lay a little egg for me]

Who could this be about?

 

There once was a girl from Ox-ford

Who, to stop getting bored

Spent all day on the forum

Without much decorum

But at least she wasn't ignored!!

[The Dogmother]

I can't claim any credit for this one... from The Mail today, and soo true!

 

Ride a cock horse to

Banbury Cross

To see a drunken young

lady swear herself ho"Ooops, word censored!"

Tattoos on her fingers and

rings through her nose

And an iPod for music

wherever she goes.

 

[ClaireG]

Clare, that is so right!!

[Valkyrie]

Hah! All great - well done you lot.

[FoxFighters]

Once was a young girl named Holly

Who had a chicken called Dolly.

But it was a cringer,

So they changed its name to Ginger.

Shall she call the next one Polly?

 

True story

 

Holly

[Space Chick]

Well done Holly

[chick wiggle]

DEBS debs!! Do Mine, do mine **jumps up and down excitedly**

[Space Chick]

DEBS debs!! Do Mine, do mine **jumps up and down excitedly**

 

OK then Sandie, although I do feel like a thread hogger

 

There was a cool driver called Sandie

With a lorry she was very handy

But she decided no more

That driving job had to go

Staying home with the chooks, fine and dandy

 

That was written on Thursday

[chick wiggle]

Thank you Debs

 

Its a limerick thread so if your good at them then thats not hogging is it? Dont be silly

They're great!