Cinnamon Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 As its St Patricks day,lets have some fun,clean (!) Omlet Limericks! Here is mine - made up very quickly,so forgive me if its a bit pants There once was a lady called Clare Who didn't have any eggs to spare So she bought an Eglu Added a hen or 2 And began making quiches with flair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 OK heres mine: There once was a lady called Space Who called shop bought eggs a disgrace Then she got a few hens Had fresh eggs by the tens And now likes to stuff her fat face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenNutter Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Here's mine then: There once was a chicken called Mabel at laying she was incredibly able, she laid eggs at night, because of the fright that otherwise she'd end up for the table! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majorbloodnock Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Whenever you're feeling morose Log in here, with the smart and jocose. There's much wisdom about, If you separate out The profound from the merely verbose..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looney Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 There once was a lady called Lorna Who kept all her hens in a sauna As she added more steam her hens gave a scream "You'll have boiled eggs if it gets any warmer!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffyfeet Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Apologies in advance...... There once was a pekin called Dotty Who when spying a mealworm went potty When we got her a man Because chicks was the plan She duly obliged and went squatty! Ta Daaaaaaaa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Brilliant all of 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 As its St Patricks day,lets have some fun,clean (!) Omlet Limericks! Here is mine - made up very quickly,so forgive me if its a bit pants There once was a lady called Clare Who didn't have any eggs to spare So she bought an Eglu Added a hen or 2 And began making quiches with flair. Is that me? I am honoured I'm useless at rhymes, so will stay well out of that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Is that me? I am honoured I'm useless at rhymes, so will stay well out of that one! Here is one for you Clare: There was a young lady called Clare Who chainsawed in her underwear Someone picked on our Tasha So she threatened to bash her Which caused Phil and Rosie to stare Hope you like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Brilliant Debs, really made me laugh. I shall have to put that one on my blog! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Have written one for Tom too This is the Hen story of Tom Was allowed to have two by his Mom At one hundred and three He said "Deary me.. I don't know where I went wrong" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom123 Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Thanks Debs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 You'll find on the Omlet forum A brilliant cure for bordum With hens, buns and bees egg dishes to please to miss it you'd be a moron i make no apology for the dreadful rhyming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 I love them Debs! Want to share mine now There once was young Lewis from BrumWho decided to build his own run Gerald quacked with delight Gave the bantams a fright And Jemima thought it was fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura & CTB Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Debs you really should publish - had me laughing all evening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..lay a little egg for me Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 My feeble effort: There was a young lady called Vicky Whose chickens were terribly picky They said "och nooo" "We don't like this snow" So they stayed in the coop with a biccie Apologies to ANH... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..lay a little egg for me Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Who could this be about? There once was a girl from Ox-ford Who, to stop getting bored Spent all day on the forum Without much decorum But at least she wasn't ignored!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I can't claim any credit for this one... from The Mail today, and soo true! Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross To see a drunken young lady swear herself ho"Ooops, word censored!" Tattoos on her fingers and rings through her nose And an iPod for music wherever she goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaireG Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Clare, that is so right!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Hah! All great - well done you lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxFighters Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 Once was a young girl named Holly Who had a chicken called Dolly. But it was a cringer, So they changed its name to Ginger. Shall she call the next one Polly? True story Holly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 Well done Holly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 DEBS debs!! Do Mine, do mine **jumps up and down excitedly** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 DEBS debs!! Do Mine, do mine **jumps up and down excitedly** OK then Sandie, although I do feel like a thread hogger There was a cool driver called Sandie With a lorry she was very handy But she decided no more That driving job had to go Staying home with the chooks, fine and dandy That was written on Thursday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 Thank you Debs Its a limerick thread so if your good at them then thats not hogging is it? Dont be silly They're great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
