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Cinnamon Cocka-doodle-loopy

Cinnamon

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What would you put in there?

Keep it light and fun.......

 

Here are a few of my least favourite things.

 

Monkeys

Hot tuna

Lily Allen

Drivers on their mobiles

Horse riders/cyclists 2 abreast on country roads

Tea

China dolls,the frilly sort

Clowns

Polystyrene

Badly behaved, spoilt children, especially in restaurants

Purple

Gladiator sandals

Burberry check

Dogs

Spiders

Bad drivers

Cold callers

Pine nuts

Renee Zellwegger

Poor speech,especially dropped H and saying 'innit'

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Egluntyne Eggsistentialist

Egluntyne

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Tea? *splutters* I love my tea. :lol:

 

I'm with you on the china dolls, especially the Victorian ones

 

also

 

Ventriloquists dummies

Punch and Judy *shudder*

Jessica Fletcher ( Even though Angela Lansbury played Eglantyne in Bedk"Ooops, word censored!"s and Broomsticks I can't be in the room when Murder She Wrote is on the box)

Bad manners

People who start a sentence with 'now, look'.

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bluekarin Golden Egg

bluekarin

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rude people

cars that don't indicate

ditto that don't know how to use a roundabout

Cold callers

people who have bonfires on a summers afternoon

getting a great bottle of wine, and being unable to buy it again :(

 

 

probably have loads more, but shall leave it there :wink:

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Valkyrie Cocka-doodle-loopy

Valkyrie

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People with dogs who run out across the road making you break hard even though they have seen you coming and still won't wait until the road is clear (happened yesterday - I don't know how I missed - good job it was me and not the car that had overtaken me - now have less rubber on my tyres hmmph).

 

People who come out of side roads onto a dual carriageway and not only pull out - but continue to the outer lane in front of me causing me to break sharply yet again for the second time in one day! Hmmph!

 

Idiot people who make me want to stay indoors for the rest of the day in case I get hit by that third accident waiting to happen.

 

Dogs are fine - it's their owners.

 

House alarms that go off for no reason and squeals for ages.

Cats that come and poo in my garden.

Football

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Chucky Mama Passionate Poultry Keeper

Chucky Mama

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children in pushchairs old enough to walk (especially when they are school age :shock: )

mobility scooters driven down A roads

bits of core in apple pies

dogs walking on extendable leads next to roads

dropping the letter 'T' especially on Radio 1 (appears to be cool)

HGV drivers that overtake another HGV on the motorway but can actually only go 1MPH faster than the one that they are overtaking :wall:

going up and then end of a sentence Australian style -NO, it is not a question :evil: Don't do it :evil:

...I could go on - an will later. I have to go and compose myself now :lol:

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Ain't Nobody Here Eggsistentialist

Ain't Nobody Here

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okra

people who don't acknowledge a good deed when driving

people who overtake on the inside

people who park on corners/double yellows - why does the law not extend to you :evil: ?

the speedbumps in my estate (which vans etc aren't affected by :roll: )

(bit of a driving theme here :lol: )

Jeremy Clarkson

Deal or No Deal

the voice that says "unexpected item in bagging area" at supermarket self-service tills

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Christian Chuckling Chook

Christian

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Excessive packaging in supermarkets

That voice at the Post office "cashier number 4 please" :roll:

People who sit in the middle lane of motorways.

Anthea Turner.

Kerry Katona.

Religious types that knock on my door with leaflets.

Our new neighbours and their cat, who has discovered my raised beds. :twisted:

 

and breathe......

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WarrensWorld Chatty Chicken

WarrensWorld

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Builders bum crack.--------------------- :vom:

Fat Women showing their thongs.---- :vom:

Nuns driving cars.. (an Irish thing)

The Germans.

Nicholas Cage.

Noise.

Boy racers.

Old people who drive at 50mph in the middle lane of the motorway.

The M25.

Dreadlocks on Caucasians. (it's not your culture get over it).

Snorrers.

Instant coffee.

Spinach.

McDonald's.

Bognor Regis.

Corked Wine.

Country & Western.

Brambles and Snipe grass. (did my back in digging the beggars out).

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Seagazer Passionate Poultry Keeper

Seagazer

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..............and people who let their children ride in the main body of supermarket trolleys.

Dangerous for them, unhygienic for the rest of us :evil:

 

A lady in Marks & Spencers food hall actually had her toddler standing on the cash desk trying to help her pack the food - yuck :vom: who knows what he might have trodden in. :shameonu:

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The Dogmother Eggsistentialist

The Dogmother

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Sprouts

Badly behaved children in restaurants

Taxi driver who hoot their horns after 11pm

Bad/inconsiderate driving

Spiders

Anything football

The person who ate the last chocolate biscuit at work this morning

My grumpy old neighbour who leaves the side gate open then complains that people nick things from his shed :roll:

'innit', 'Y'know', 'like'

Whoever it is who farts in our circuit training session

Snorers

Stuffy rooms

Bad service

Most TV

Anthea Turner

Supermarkets (I get it delivered)

Dirty feet

Older children with feed bottles

People who don't clear up after their dogs

Bad manners

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lillybettybabs Chicken Addict

lillybettybabs

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Whoever it is who farts in our circuit training session

Thats not Wednesday night at Spiceball is it :think: someone does very smelly ones.

 

Nissan Micra cars (they seem to only do 20 miles an hour, which is just as dangerous as speeding)

Heelys

Wasps

All Sports cars (can't fit a chicken in a box in them let alone a Eglu!)

Being called mate by people who i don't know

Rudness

Football

Slugs

Rats

People who put small dogs in handbags

Know it alls

Men in thongs :silenced:

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