snowberry Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 I thought I'd start a new thread where people could confess anything that's weighing on their minds I confess to nicking eyeshadow from the chemist when I was 6 years old. The worst thing is that it was blue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mum Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 I confess to using exlax in the icing of my brother's 13th birthday cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freddie Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Nice one!!! I confess to nothing!! Yet! mine are all too bad to print! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mum Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Nice one!!!I confess to nothing!! Yet! mine are all too bad to print! Coward! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olly Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 I confess .... to nicking my best friend's boyfriend when we were both 18. Well, I saw him first, and I was very upset when he asked her out instead of me ... so it seemed fair at the time! that's not the worst thing I've done, but I am not ready to admit to the others! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 I confess to sticking my thumb into the quiche of a customer who was really rude to me once I am not proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJuff Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 When i was in my early teens I stayed at a friends relativs house. We got drunk one evening and messed about smoking. The end fell off and burned a small round hole in the sofa seat cushion. I turned the cushion over! Even now years later I feel awful about it. Guilty feelings remain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patsylabrador Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 I have so many things it makes me feel embarrassed when I think about it. I was really horrid to my sister when we were little. Mum had made some butter cream and asked who'd like to lick the bowl, in my greed I yelled out 'ME!' and I did try to drown out my sister's polite little 'yes please'. Mum thought my sister had shouted and gave it to me as a reward for being polite. I ate it and said nothing. Isn't that awful. I'm going to have to go and phone my sister now to apologise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 I confess to pushing my nine-year-old sister out of the front door when we lived on a busy main road. Naked. Just as the no 77 bus passed by. Sorry sis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 I confess that the night I met my husband I had kissed him for a bet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 I confess to telling my sister I had our Mums permission to cut her fringe... She believed me... I messed it up... She was 5 and I was 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowberry Posted January 30, 2012 Author Share Posted January 30, 2012 My mum had just painted my bedroom wall white (that's asking for it really!) & I scribbled on it as soon as the paint was dry. My sister took the rap for it. he he! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BizzyMomma Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 I confess to throwing my sisters Cindy Doll's Jaguar cabriolet car down the stairs and smashing the windscreen on it when I was 9 Not my worst moment either! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloss-Hen Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 I confess to eating all the icing off my aunties cake when I was 9 but was very sick the next morning ( I'm not surprised it was alcoholic) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 I confess that when I was babysitting for a neighbour I raided the fridge and ate quite a bit of a pudding, I tried to rearrange it - not very well and didn't own up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saronne Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 I replaced some cheesy biscuits in a bowl with doggy biscuits and offered them to a really horrid boy at a house party when I was 16. He scoffed the lot.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowberry Posted January 30, 2012 Author Share Posted January 30, 2012 I was babysitting for a couple. I went to the loo & the loo paper roll holder shattered when I pulled the roll Then I went to make a cup of tea & didn't realise the kettle was empty. It exploded...I suppose it was Karma that they didn't 'have the right change' & I got paid less for the job than I expected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mum Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 These are so, so funny!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 I was once on a small yacht belonging to friends of my dads. Needed the loo but it didn't have one so we had to pee in a bowl. I was so embarrassed that someone would see me that I perched on the cushions round the edge in an attempt to be invisible (not sure how that would have worked ). I managed to pee all over the cushions . I didn't own up . I was about 9 or 10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickencam Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 I s"Ooops, word censored!"ed the centres out of the flowers on the bathroom wallpaper when I was about 7 my parents were very upset and wanted to know who had done it, of course I didn't own up so they gave both me and my little brother a smack. I felt bad but still didn't own up, they must have known that it was me because I had done similar things before. My brother died in an accident just over a year later and I have felt eternally guilty, serves me right. Come to think of it I am not much better as an adult, about 10 yesrs ago I dropped a butter knife off the work surface and it broke the glass on the front of the washing machine, and I blamed it on the cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 When we were first married,my husband & I were out at night in the car & had had a big row about something or the other. Anyhow,it was winter & he asked if I had any chapstick with me - I did,but I gave him a red lipstick instead,which he merrily smeared all over & around his lips. As I said,it was night,so he didn't know the difference....then we stopped to get petrol..... To this day he still thinks I made a genuine mistake in which one I pulled out of my make up bag. My bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Griffin Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 I have a chapstick related confession too. My brother is four years younger than me, and when I was about nine I found my mothers new chapstick and was fiddling about with it. It broke. So I hid it in my little brothers bedroom where later my mum found it. He wouldn't confess to stealing, breaking and hiding it so she banned him from going to his friends birthday party later that day. I couldn't stand the little runt then and I still can't now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowberry Posted January 31, 2012 Author Share Posted January 31, 2012 What have I unleashed here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mum Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 I s"Ooops, word censored!"ed the centres out of the flowers on the bathroom wallpaper when I was about 7 my parents were very upset and wanted to know who had done it, of course I didn't own up so they gave both me and my little brother a smack. I felt bad but still didn't own up, they must have known that it was me because I had done similar things before. My brother died in an accident just over a year later and I have felt eternally guilty, serves me right. Come to think of it I am not much better as an adult, about 10 yesrs ago I dropped a butter knife off the work surface and it broke the glass on the front of the washing machine, and I blamed it on the cat. Sorry for the loss of your brother - I'm sure he didn't bear any long term grudges, so you can be easy on yourself for that one ((hugs)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
