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I read about this in the paper yesterday.

Apparently they are marketing it towards students

 

Ah, yes! Students. The brightest people in the land, studying to be the best they can be, to go forth after their studies and partake of gainful employment; the future of our nation resting in their hands. Stretching the boundaries of their intelligence to make our country wise and good.

 

While living on pot noodles and packet eggs. :wall::lol:

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I read about this in the paper yesterday.

Apparently they are marketing it towards students

 

Ah, yes! Students. The brightest people in the land, studying to be the best they can be, to go forth after their studies and partake of gainful employment; the future of our nation resting in their hands. Stretching the boundaries of their intelligence to make our country wise and good.

 

While living on pot noodles and packet eggs. :wall::lol:

 

I object! :shock::shock:

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I read about this in the paper yesterday.

Apparently they are marketing it towards students

 

Ah, yes! Students. The brightest people in the land, studying to be the best they can be, to go forth after their studies and partake of gainful employment; the future of our nation resting in their hands. Stretching the boundaries of their intelligence to make our country wise and good.

 

While living on pot noodles and packet eggs. :wall::lol:

:P:P:P

A student's life is a mixture of hedonism and "saving the world"

No time to eat let alone prepare anything.

I once visited my daughter at university to find she had used none of the tins of baked beans I had left her on a previous visit.

Her reason was that they didn't have ring pulls and took too long to open :wall::wall:

Never mind, there's plenty of time to play housewife later in life.

AS LONG AS THEY USE THE FREE RANGE.

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Back in 1996 when I worked in a Tesco cafe we used to have to use carton scrambled egg mix :shock: I was told it was something to do with health and safety, I think the carton stuff was pasteurised so considered safer.....yet we were allowed to fry normal eggs! Figure that one out! :lol:

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Phonix what have you learned about needing an exception to prove a rule as a student?! :wink:

 

I had a flatmate at uni who could cook the most amazing Thai food. His father had been a chef in the far east so had taught him these killer recipes. Toast and water, however, still got burnt. He could only cook amazing stuff, not humdrum stuff! :lol:

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Way back in the day, when I did stock control for Tesco, our store had bottled egg - about 7 years ago. Noone ever bought it, and it was forever being reduced in price, and wasted when people wouldn;t even buy it cheaply, so it was eventually discontinued.

 

It cost nearly £2.50, for the equivalent of about 4 eggs back then, so didn't even provide any kind of extra value compared with buying a box of 6 eggs. :roll:

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Another Daily Mail reader. Hurrah!

 

I saw this and did wonder what the point was. :?

 

You have to be bloomin lazy to not muster the energy to crack open an egg and spend 5 seconds whipping it together.

 

I'm sure that impecunous students would prefer to spend their cash on other things.

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Phonix what have you learned about needing an exception to prove a rule as a student?! :wink:

 

I had a flatmate at uni who could cook the most amazing Thai food. His father had been a chef in the far east so had taught him these killer recipes. Toast and water, however, still got burnt. He could only cook amazing stuff, not humdrum stuff! :lol:

 

There are 5 exceptions in our house then! We're quite good at cooking our own stuff and proud to say that ALL buy free range eggs! lol

 

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