Peaches Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Come here to let rip with any imperialist tendencies.... If I ruled the world ... no sports star/reality contestant/interviewee would ever be allowed to say they will give any more than 100% commitment/effort etc - it drives me mad! It's not possible to give more than 100% And .....any car parked on the pavement blocking the safe way of humans (made of skin and bone) and forcing them on the road into the path of cars (hard metal travelling at speed) will be forced to lick their own car wheel arches clean. There, I feel better for that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clootie Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 will be forced to lick their own car wheel arches clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleTree Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Def agree about cars parking on the pavement, drives me mad, especially when I'm pushing the pushchair. I'd have to think up some punishment for people who don't clean up after their dogs, after I've thought of a way of catching them in the first place Something would have to be done about cats being allowed to mess anywhere they want - particularly my garden! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 reminds me of my 'First against the wall come the revolution' thread. People who use the F word as punctuation I just walked back from lunch behind some youths and I'd swear that they didn't realise they were using that word... just like teen girls using the word 'like' Sorry, crabby old baggage here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 First against the wall................... People who don't acknowledge you when you have waved them through in your car. And people who just STOP their cars on a road to let someone out of a side street - so dangerous! And people who don't say thanks when you have held a door open for you (usually nasty little old women) And shop assistants who don't talk to you or catch your eye,as they are waaaaaay to busy talking to their friend about how drunk they were last night. And almost everyone who was in bloomin' Primark this morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 I'll second that lot Sarah, except the Primark - never been in one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 People who just pull out of side streets without looking , causing me to sweve (and break their wing mirrors) /brake hard (which almost flipped me over the handle bars....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffyknickers Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 People who park in mother and child spaced that do not have any children or whose children are about 10 years old. THEY would be made to lick MY wheel arches clean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleTree Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 People who park in mother and child spaced that do not have any children or whose children are about 10 years old. THEY would be made to lick MY wheel arches clean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 The following would be top of my hit list: Complete lack of manners ( seems to mostly old people ) Middle Lane hoggers on the motorway grrrrrr People driving at 35 -40 through 50 mph roadworks where theres only one or two lanes so you cant get past them Packaging on toys Arghhhh People who throw there rubbish out of car windows Teenage boys with their trousers hanging so low you can practically see the tops of their socks! Girls with their g-strings on show Pensioners who do their shopping on a saturday when they have all week to do it and christmas discussion in september! (even though i have just ordered my daughter a bracelet for the C word! ) These people should be strung up and lots more but i need to go lay down as Im feeling decidedly old and grumpy now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 ...................people who accuse me of cheating on online Scrabble, just because I suddenly get a decent word, then some great letters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodcat Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 People who park in mother and child spaced that do not have any children or whose children are about 10 years old. THEY would be made to lick MY wheel arches clean The same thing for disabled spaces.... or they could have the disability for a while might make them change their mind fast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peaches Posted September 24, 2009 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 Middle lane hoggers - I'd forgotton about them! They would be make to lick every inch of tarmac they had driven along in the middle lane And Christmas! Don't get me started. If I ruled the world no shops, no ads, no nothing to mention Christmas until 1st December. Up against the wall .... I like it ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Middle lane hoggers - I'd forgotton about them! They would be make to lick every inch of tarmac they had driven along in the middle lane Oh, me too. The Up Against the Wall thing started with useless celebs who are paid far too much and went on from that. Any excuse for a rant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 ....................sales assistants who slap yout change down on the ounter,rather than putting it into your outsretched hand ANYONE who phones when I am in the bath,but especially cold callers,automated sales pitches & tele sales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couperwife Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 what about people (that dont work) who go to the post office or the cafe or the sandwich shop at lunchtime, when people (that do work) only get a 30 minute break to shop I dont have a problem with people that dont work - but why do they have to shop when I only get 30 minute lunch, why cant they do an hour before / afterwards cathy x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Palmer Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 People that cycle on pavements, especially full grown adults who should know better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Those recorded message phone calls saying in an American accent "CONGRATULATIONS! You've won .... " . Don't know what I've won 'cos I've hung up by then . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 People who slam on their brakes at the sight of a speed camera when they werent speeding anyway - do they think they will get a medal through the post for goiing 40 in a 70 zone or something???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 People that cycle on pavements, especially full grown adults who should know better! I do that sometimes , but I really can't be bothered to stop for a red light sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scramble Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 People that cycle on pavements, especially full grown adults who should know better! I do that sometimes , but I really can't be bothered to stop for a red light sometimes. Does that mean you can't be involved in the domination plans anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olly Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Up against the wall .. People who stand opposite the tube doors as they open, how do you expect anyone to get OFF the train to make room for you to get on when you're blocking the platform? People who speak loudly on their mobile phones on trains People who sniff instead of using a handkerchief ... oh, the joys of public transport! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 There would be no more TV remote controls. OH would either miss a programme completely by sleeping through it and not rewind to see the 15 minutes he missed, then rewind again when he drops off at the same spot and rewinds the 15 minutes back again. Garghhh - so frustrating. Also he wouldn't be holding the remote to be able to do that! My next door neighbour who insists on driving like a maniac into the close - there's going to be one almighty smash out there one day. If I could I would have some sort of automatic cut out at the entrance so that a maximum of 5mph would be all she could manage instead of her usual 30+mph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 People that cycle on pavements, especially full grown adults who should know better! I do that sometimes , but I really can't be bothered to stop for a red light sometimes. Does that mean you can't be involved in the domination plans anymore? No, I will just fit my bike with a traffic light changing device thingy or blue lights and a siren. Like this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 My next door neighbour who insists on driving like a maniac into the close - there's going to be one almighty smash out there one day. If I could I would have some sort of automatic cut out at the entrance so that a maximum of 5mph would be all she could manage instead of her usual 30+mph. You need to get some stingers.. mightily effective! Don't tell me.. she doesn't park her car... more abandon it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
