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Its the truth honest!!! you couldn't make it up!!!

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I thought I would share this with you all :lol:

My DD is a teacher at an EBD school her last TA has moved on into a support role with Teens with learing difficulties finding them college courses etc

 

One of her clients Dave (changed the name for privacy) has autisim now any of you who know or work with this group of kids will understand they dont quite see the world as we do.

Dave phoned his mum at work and said "Mum I'v caught a troll" "his mum said dont be silly go back and play your X box I will be home in an hour" half an hour later she gets a call from a neighbour who tells her she had better get home as her house is surrounded by police officers :shock: She arrives home to mind the fire arms unit etc and on the doorstep are two policeman crying with laughter.

 

It appears dave answered the door to the gas man who had come to read the meter who unfortunately happened to be a dwarf dave let him in shoved him into the cupboard under the stairs where the meter was and barricaded it :lol::lol: The gas man had then had to call the police who thought it was a hostage situation hence the firearms unit. The two policeman that had let him out found him sitting on his toolbox with his torch on :lol: were beside themselves the gas man was also is hysterics and couldn't wait to tell his mates at work or his wife. All ended well luckily but honestly you just couldn't makle it up

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No 3 child of my 4 children has autism so I totally understand how that could happen :wink:

 

He is 'high functioning' and attends mainstream school but he does still take things very literally and although we haven't, as yet, had a hostage situation :anxious: a couple of funny occurrences spring to mind, like -

 

the time DD said she had a 'frog in her throat' only to have her brother trying to shove a torch in her mouth "so that he could see" :lol:

 

or when I realised, just in the time, that I had sent him off to look in the toilet for his hairbrush :doh::lol:

 

Lisa P

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Wow :shock: , that has put a smile on my face, so glad it all ended so well :lol::lol::lol: .

 

The English language is a minefield if someone takes everything you say literally, it must be slightly easier for parents of autistic children in Germany :wink: . I love how that language just says everything exactly how it is :lol::lol: .

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