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you know you're a crazy chicken lady/guy when....

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...you find some grape stalks in your jacket pocket

...when you save half of your jacket potato for the chickens

 

 

keep the thread going with your crazy chicken person things

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You put things on your shopping list for the chooks: spring cabbage; grapes; corn on the cob; honey; porridge oats; :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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When you get to work and find an egg in your pocket and breath a sigh of relief that it is still intact. :roll:

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You feel compelled to purchase anything just because it has a chicken on it, mugs, coasters, tea towels, plates, glass ornaments, chicken wellies, birthday and Christmas cards to non-chicken people (really dont think they appreciate it!) cushions, keyrings, bottles of wine (just because there was a small picture!) doormats, fridge magnets, utensil pot, calendars, oh I could go on and on.......... :lol:

 

-and when watching the telly saying ooh! look!.. when you spot a chicken( other family members just cannot see the excitement :roll:)

 

Michelle

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On finding some chicken poo stuck to your shoe, you make a mental note of its colour and consistency before s"Ooops, word censored!"ing it off.....

 

 

 

 

....and even then look for a compost bin to put it in.

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You no longer feel embarrassed when a neighbour comes upon you chattering away to the flock :lol:

 

You are able to have long and serious conversations at the breakfast table about poo/crowing/prospective mates for the flock :D

 

Your OH comes back with a chicken mag for you 'as a treat' :lol:

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You see chickeny words everywhere:

 

I have a pencil on my desk at work which has "I used to be a plastic cup" written on it. Today I read it as "I used to be a plastic coop".

 

And nowadays the word Igloo seems so wrong :lol:

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You consider leaving your man as he wants to find a new home for your 2 ex-batts so he doesn't feel tied down :cry:

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You have to get home before sunset to make sure the chooks have some corn before bed as it is going to be freezing overnight.

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When ........ you are standing washing and cutting grapes into nice quaters for your girls and your sister has pulled off a bunch unwashed and whole and has handed them to my granddaughter to eat :!::!::!::evil::roll::wall:

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when you're happy/relaxed, you say 'boc'

:lol::lol::lol:

 

When you get to talk on skype to your DD in france and your most important news is that your Light sussex has come back into lay... Yay Pansy :lol:

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When looking to buy a house the first thing you look at in the details on Rightmove is the garden for the chickens!

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when you're happy/relaxed, you say 'boc'

 

:lol::lol::lol:

 

and you are out shopping and find an egg in your pocket :lol:

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and on a fabulous caribean vacation when you point and shreak 'chicken'

 

and you are on the forum whilst on a fabulous................!! :lol:

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When looking to buy a house the first thing you look at in the details on Rightmove is the garden for the chickens!

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

So true! I've just set up my electric fence area in my new garden! I actually bought this house for the chickens (and kids :wink: )

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