Griffin Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Faff about with money, watch racing and chat with punters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Work with teccies to make our computers work for us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Job 1: Organising a bunch of over-qualified but hopeless men Job 2: Refining and putting into practice homework management plans for a pre-teen, catering, exercising animals and teaching about chicken care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Just a few more than 10 words there Clare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chucky Mama Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Doing the impossible in too few hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickinboy Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 People pay me to get their websites higher up in Google. SEO is a much short version of that. It's much more interesting than it sounds... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatieB Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Doing the impossible in too few hours. Thats my job too I could describe mine as- crime specialist, voice of the unwashed, unfortunate or misunderstood When my son was young it was hard to answer mummy what is your job - helping naughty people seems to have stuck and I have to be very careful when people say hello to me that my sons loud voice doesn't carry... "have they been naughty, what have they done", or "is that a naughty person" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 I wave my hands around to produce pleasant, worshipful sounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Describe your job in 10 words or less Working in Waitrose, Cinnamon, you should know that it is 10 words or fewer!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimnpaula Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Treat or transport genuinely sick. Politely inflict pain/insults to drunks/idiots. P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 a lot of us about "problem solver, loo fixer, shoulder, tea maker , mopper up- nurse" and mum of course CV includes taxi driver first aider bedmaker poo shifter , hen, rabbit and cat and human if necc! cleaner, gardener furniture builder plumber cook bottle washer you name it I do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicken bark Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 a lot of us about "problem solver, loo fixer, shoulder, tea maker , mopper up- nurse" and mum of courseCV includes taxi driver first aider bedmaker poo shifter , hen, rabbit and cat and human if necc! cleaner, gardener furniture builder plumber cook bottle washer you name it I do it I'm so glad you wrote that. I knew I did something all day but just couldn't nail down what it was. I think you missed 'vomit catcher' off the list. ( and a few hundred more things). Sorry cinnamon not fewer than 10 words. How about: Busy, knackered, unappreciated, but glad I don't go to work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Describe your job in 10 words or less Working in Waitrose, Cinnamon, you should know that it is 10 words or fewer!! Brilliant Ginette Mine - Translating medical speak into simple English for the public Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henslaved Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Doing the work of two for the wage of one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scarlettohara Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Triaging the non sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhapsody Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Animal Listener Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Licken Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 I see 5 times 30 children a day without committing murder I notice you didn't use the t**ch word Couperwife!!! I contained 8 for 1 hour this afternoon and it pushed me sorely close to the edge!! and it is only Tuesday! Work with interesting young people on skills for life! is todays version Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckmum6 Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Hectic, unforgiving, rewarding, pressured, responsibility, exhausting, fun, creative but never boring! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadietoo Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Modern day Robin Hood?The Joy of Tax? (Mr Wolfie & I both work in inheritance tax) If you are Robin Hood I must be the Sheriff of Nottingham and there I was thinking I am the good guy So in 10 words... Making sure my clients are not overcharged by Robin Hood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoid Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Sit in a chair, save people if they are drowning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jlo Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Doing the impossible in too few hours. Thats my job too I could describe mine as- crime specialist, voice of the unwashed, unfortunate or misunderstood When my son was young it was hard to answer mummy what is your job - helping naughty people seems to have stuck and I have to be very careful when people say hello to me that my sons loud voice doesn't carry... "have they been naughty, what have they done", or "is that a naughty person" I had the same thing with my daughter. If someone in town said hello, she would ask, "is that a friend or a criminal?" again - in rather a loud voice! My description could be: Trying to keep magistrates on the straight and narrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gertie Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Good day - inspiring young children to learn through play Bad day - dealing with crazy parents & cleaning up poo Very bad day - ofsted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Early retired and loving it! This is my ambition - one day! Very newcountrygirl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxFighters Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Going to secondary school and being bored to death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
