beach chick Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 about 20 times a day to the dog when he drops his stick/ball/whatever about 10 feet away from me: "you're a Labrador RETRIEVER, the clue's in the name!" or the alternative version: "me mummy, me throw; you Labrador, you retrieve" to bad Stanley cat when he's trying to 'play' with the rabbits: "if you stop poking your paw in they might talk to you!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 And I bet he just stands there looking at you like you've said something really stupid . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 My OH to our tubby tabby Honey "ssssssssssssssh Honey leave the carpet alone...................sssssssssssssssssh" sound of hissing - does she stop - like hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meganymoo Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 This is to my cat! ' You have two more mouthfuls and if your good i give you some more meat!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffin Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Me to Chandler, one of our cats: "Are you Mummies boy?" Approximately 100 times a day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squiffs Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 I ask my cat if he's had a nice day My OH tells him to lose weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olly Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Doesn't everyone do this? Every evening I call out 'hi, honey, I'm home!' to the cats. They never respond. Another frequent comment is 'do I get down on the floor and eat out of your bowl? No? So why do you expect to eat off my plate?'. They never answer that one, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesley Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 I'm always reminding our two dogs to "say thank-you"......they never do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 To all the cats, and occasionally the dog (though at least he moves out of the way when I say this while glaring at him) : 'Did you have to choose just that spot to lie on???' (as they lie spread out in door frames or across the access to the kitchen making me climb over them) or 'for goodness sake you'll trip me over one of these days' (as they insist on hanging around my legs as I load and offload the dishwasher) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 'Who's Mummy's fat boy?' to Biscuit (cat) 'Stop hovering on the blooming doorstep' to Georgie (nervous rescue cat) 'Leave that squirrel you big jessie' to Cyrus (dog) 'Get your head out of the dishwasher' to Ruby (dog) who insists on helping me load it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beach chick Posted July 14, 2011 Author Share Posted July 14, 2011 'Get your head out of the dishwasher' to Ruby (dog) who insists on helping me load it. Ozzie's rather good at that too... in fact our dishwasher has a programme called "Labrador pre-wash" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 "Hey TC" whenever I see my cat Thomas (TC short for Tom Cat) "Do you want to go pee pees out the back", "Where's Mammys boy", "Stop being a great big wuss" are all daily utterances to Henry the terrier "Oh Dorothea, give it a rest" to Dorothea my Gold Legbar that is the noisiest chicken known to man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 'Stop eating that chicken poo' seems to be uttered to George my dog, more than anything else here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 'Stop eating that chicken poo' seems to be uttered to George my dog, more than anything else here Thats the last time I let George give me or Zoe a kiss Sage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lillybettybabs Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 When I tuck all my animals into bed i kiss them and tell them i love them to the moon and back (even the chickens). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seagazer Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 I was just starting to look at this board when, hearing Jeffrey the tortoise clawing in his cage, I turned to Sophie, my cat, sitting next to me - 'Oh I'd better go and let him out into the garden' - not sure what she thinks on the subject though.... I always without fail tell Dave that he's a gorgeous boy. With Sophie its usually, do you want your tablet? Cookie gets so much drivel spoken to her from me during the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lavenders_Blue Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 'Hello little puppy dog' to my Mum and Dad's (15 year old) terrier. 'Stop whingeing at me!' to top hen Bella, as she undertakes her daily fence-pacing-and-squawking-loudly ritual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick wiggle Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 'Stop eating that chicken poo' seems to be uttered to George my dog, more than anything else here Thats the last time I let George give me or Zoe a kiss Sage Awwww spoil sport! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Chick Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 'Stop eating that chicken poo' seems to be uttered to George my dog, more than anything else here Thats the last time I let George give me or Zoe a kiss Sage Awwww spoil sport! George can still kiss his Auntie Debs, I don't care Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 me to our cat "do I really want your bum in my face?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beach chick Posted July 17, 2011 Author Share Posted July 17, 2011 to our cat Salem, when she is sitting on the newspaper I am trying to read: "can you ACTUALLY read that?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meezers Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 To Rolo , my Birman cat ' get your tail out of my coffee', or ' get your claws out of my head' ( he holds it still while he gives my hair a wash ) or 'no bitey , NO BITEY!' ( in vain ) To boo the siamese, ' if you want to sit on my shoulder then sit on my shoulder, don't leave your backside hanging down' To Gremmie, my other siamese 'phooar, must you do that on my lap?' ( he's a rather 'windy ' cat ) To Maya , my cute but thick Lab, ' don't lie in front of the door then' - she lies right behind the door and constantly gets her head bumped when we open it. Also ' it's a BICYCLE/TREE/ SIGN for goodness sake' she's rather wimpy To Fizz the terrier 'GET OFF MY CHAIR' and I always say 'good morning, how you doing?' to the chooks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa C Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Oh, good topic All to Tommy our JRT Sing '54321' when he is stuck on a smell and wont move. 'The big nothing will get you in the end hahaha' in a crazy witch voice as he stares out the back door at, well, nothing. 'You really shouldn't be eating that'.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dogmother Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 Me to my two this morning who were sat beautifully and watching a man eat his sossidge roll 'Put the nice man down and let him eat his dinner' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Poor man and naughty doggies. My OH to the cat whose bum is in my face "dont f--t now or mums in trouble" and me to our soft tabby who gets her claws caught in my skirt " release your claws " this as I stand up and show my knickers to the whole family as my skirt has been lifted up by her claws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
