Alis girls Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 This thought came over me last night and my son said "heres your favourite man mum" Living Barry Scott aka Cilit Bang man - hes gormless and shouts - so ruddy annoying - I'd happily put him in a vat of the stuff - bang and Barry Scott is gone. Jeremy Clarkson Paul McCartney - sorry he just annoys me Amanda Holden - I want to like her but shes so irritating Dead Hitler - need I say more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mullethunter Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Nigel Farage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat tails Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 My boss...? A good number of my colleagues... My upstairs neighbour! (Her laugh sounds like a choking horse....) I could go on and on and on and on.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egluntyne Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 All of the above minus CT's neighbour as I have not had the pleasure of meeting/ hearing him or her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Barbara Windsor Dennis Waterman Paul McCartney Hilary Mantel Lily Allen The entire cast of The Royale Family My brother (& his wife) The bloke on the bread section in a supermarket in Twyford My Husband can't abide Greg Wallace, & for one daughter its Nicholas cage, the other Gary Linekar...funny isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted April 16, 2015 Author Share Posted April 16, 2015 Cats tails any chance of a tape of your neighbours laugh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patsylabrador Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 So many, many people. Anyone who describes themselves as bubbly. Madonna strikes me as someone who would be very irritating. Any of the amazing geniuses from the past, the alchemists, the physicists, the tortured artists would have tested my patience. My neighbour. Any of my family except my kids. Ed Miliband or George Galloway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daphne Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Henry VIII Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Anyone who says things like ' I am mad me! I am a nutter!' Rude people with no manners. Oh, & racists & bigots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alis girls Posted April 16, 2015 Author Share Posted April 16, 2015 When Ed Millaband first made the news I said to OH seriously " they sang that Abracadabra song didnt they ?" - it was the Steve Miller band. Silly me!!! The other ad that really grates on my nerves is the Foxy bingo - I know its a bloke in a fox outfit but I want to strangle him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chortle Chook Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Oh dear, rather a lot, but perhaps I'm getting to be a grumpy ol' thing. I'd have to add anyone who says I should 'live dangerously' or 'stretch my comfort zone' . .. . and possibly anyone who calls children - 'kids' (see what I mean - grumpy ol' thing, me ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soapdragon Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 OOOOh what a great thread!!! Obvious ones like Adolf Hitler, Stalin etc but I guess thats all taken as read!? Yes, Barry Scott who shouts too much (no I don't want to buy Cilit band even if its fab!) Ed Milliband - blow your nose and be nice to your brother Jimmy Carr - stop acting like a snotty teenager The Man in the Oak Furniture Land ad.....overacting INS''T cool Hilary Mantel - didn't like your books and you were really nasty to poor D of C Fiona Bruce - please stop simpering at the camera and put on two stone Jeremy Clarkson - yes, I find you funny but curiously self obsessed Liz Jones - If you are not happy, which clearly you are not, go and do something that will make you happy and stop whinging at us The Archbishop of Canterbury - for goodness sake its not real! Nigella Lawson - it food, dear, not sex. If you are going to lick your fingers then wash your hands! Delia Smith - 'What you want to do is....' ; no, actually what I want to do is chuck a brick at the telly! Have to put the brakes on here as I could go on (as I am wont to do!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soapdragon Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 (edited) Sorry, just had to add Brian Blessed and Ian Paisley. There is a saying that Hell is of your own making and mine would be spending eternity stuck in a lift with the two above Also wanted to add any waiting staff who place your meal on the table and then exhort you to 'ENJOY'......should, IMHO, be a hanging offence. And Nicola Sturgeon who puts me in mind of Jimmy Crankie (and I am part Scots!) Have promised myself that I won't look at this thread again; its FAR too tempting! Edited April 16, 2015 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickencam Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Top of my list has to be Katie Hopkins. She is the most vile human being, why the media give her air time I will never know. I agree with both Nigel Farage, can't agree with Nicholas Cage, he would be in my secret crush list. One particularly loud tarty member of staff in my office. I can rub along with most people, but she really gets to me. Jonathan Ross Alan Carr Steve Wight Gordon Ramsey Tracey Emin there seem to be quite a few. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Tony Blair too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bill2b Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 My list The Bush family The Clinton family The royal family (except Harry he is OK, oh and his mum Lady Di) All MPs except Nigel F All Rappers All Private parking company people Bloke next door My Mother (parkinsons, dementia, Grumpy old lady) Ex wife Vinnie a bloke from work who everyone dislikes. When will the thread entitled who you can live with come out so I can say my wifey Irene and the cats and chickens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soapdragon Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Erk - forgot Tony Blair (have been trying to for years!) and Cherie too of course! Peace Envoy; splutter splutter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat tails Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Cats tails any chance of a tape of your neighbours laugh? Well... Since she exhibits this particular behaviour mostly at night... When I'm about to doze off or just did, I'm not in the ideal position to record her vocalisations. I do sometimes mimick them, and that often will shut her up. I think that my impressionation causes some confusion, and most likely embarresment in their nesting area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavclojak Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Racists Homophobic's People who talk in Street slang Youths that have their hands down their trousers Gobby school girls People that make no effort to speak English Goats cheese I just had to add that!!! People who spit My mother in law Cheryl Cole whatever Gordon Ramsey And everyone who thinks the world owes them a living Phew I feel better now!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mullethunter Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Soap dragon your post has given me a really good laugh Thankyou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mullethunter Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 From both me and OH... Anyone who starts every sentence with the word 'So' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ain't Nobody Here Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Top of my list would be my vile brother followed by my mother .. followed by most of the people/types of people mentioned above! Anyone who starts every sentence with the word 'So' Me too! I don't know when that became a thing but it drives me mad listening to the radio . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavclojak Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 The whole cast of Eastenders People who start sentences with the words "basically" "moving forward" "ultimately" Militant breastfeeders....we have all done it love so put them away!!! People who Say "my life's a journey"without having been anywhere And all those people that come in to my work and can't make appointments offered but feel they need to say "I work in the City" or "I work 8-8" or " Hugo goes to club Monday, swimming Tuesday, beavers Wednesday,astrology class Thursday and Fridays we brain storm"... oh your sooooooo busy and important.....I have been known to say to them a simple yes or no will suffice I am one angry lady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dancing cloud Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Anyone who starts every sentence with the word 'So' Plus anyone who ends it with "ok?" Anyone who is "...ist" - I am not good with extreme views of any sort. Anyone who does not like animals. Anyone who is not a kind person when it really comes down to it. My mum (sorry, but we always got on better at a distance ), my brother, my brother's youngest demon child , the current neighbours, my boss, the lazy work colleagues (the others are great). Anyone who thinks what's mine is theirs without asking, who would start off living and move into the other category very quickly . Perhaps I'm just not good at sharing Oh, and my dad absolutely hates Clare Baldwin for some inexplicable reason, so whenever she's on telly I always refer to her as "future wife"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 People who misuse there, their and they're. Anything to do with grammar. The person who allows their (!) dog to foul the footpath near my house. I will catch you.....one day.... Homophobes People who drive in the middle lane of the motorway. People who can't be bothered to indicate. (People who start a thread with 'I hope this is ok Mods.....' - It rarely is) The Media - they feed us what they want us to read. It's all lies IMHO Bonnie Langford. *shudders* Off for a sit down and a soothing cup of tea now. Could live with - Nigel Slater Nigella Lawson (sorry) Ben Affleck Ben Cohen Kit Harington Dawn French Sarah Milicent Food, Laughter and eye candy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...